Current Mood Im Experiencing

Some people say that there are no stupid questions, which is blatantly false. Of course there are stupid questions, and if you have one, you had better ask it, before you go and do make a stupider mistake. Stupid questions are more important than intelligent ones. I’m willing to bet more people die because of stupid mistakes than because of intelligent ones.

ahhhh my brother just informed me that he's been converting our dad to his taste in music and apparently one of his favorite songs now is sail by AWOLNATION

"paring knife? you said paring knife? uh, never mind then" I say as I subtly tuck my favorite parrying knife back into my boot

the architect who made this building for some reason: the tunnels the tunnels the tunnels the tunnels the tunnels

HE WAS ABU IN KINGDOM HEARTS

posts that make you go "wait why was Abu in Hercules"

the thing about being in a relationship with a time traveler is that she'll text you things like "I'm currently having a belated panic attack three months in the future because my body is finally processing the fact that I was without you for three months and the anxiety is realizing it has no clue how I lasted that long without you" and you just have to flip your calendar to August and make a little note for yourself for later. and then you go hug your wife (time traveler). who is currently in the library studying for a final she took last week.

potato

lets make a shopping list ill start

potato

keep a little mail under my pillow for the 🎵mailmannn🎵

I want you to be comfortable showing me the whole you

the real you

even if it doesn't look all that pretty

even if there are things you wouldn't have shown me when we first met

I want you to be real.

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consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about