Me During The Finale:

How To Put "I am a Ao3 Author" on Your Resume

"Published (number of works on ao3) written works spanning (lowest word count) to (highest word count) to a nonprofit international digital archive dedicated to preserving and maintaining society's reactions, impressions, and culture regarding various forms of fictional media."

You can also simplify it to "Creative Writer - Archive (dates) and then put "Wrote for a nonprofit digital archive as a volunteer."

Plus, if you have a lot of hits or kudos on your works, you can say, "I reached (number of hits) people and (number of kudos) of those people signified to the Archive that my work resonated with them."

Because, technically, we are all volunteering our time and donating our writing to AO3's cause of preserving the fandoms and the culture around them. And people do sometimes just call it "Archive". So nothing I just said was a lie.

If you're writing on Ao3, then you have experience writing -- which is the skill you're presenting here. In the long run, you're not doing anything wrong by phrasing your experience in impressive ways.

please laugh, it’s 4:17am here and i’m GIGGLING

🌸Describing Scents For Writers 🌸| List of Scents

Describing aromas can add a whole new layer to your storytelling, immersing your readers in the atmosphere of your scenes. Here's a categorized list of different words to help you describe scents in your writing.

🌿 Fresh & Clean Scents

Crisp

Clean

Pure

Refreshing

Invigorating

Bright

Zesty

Airy

Dewy

Herbal

Minty

Oceanic

Morning breeze

Green grass

Rain-kissed

🌼 Floral Scents

Fragrant

Sweet

Floral

Delicate

Perfumed

Lush

Blooming

Petaled

Jasmine

Rose-scented

Lavender

Hibiscus

Gardenia

Lilac

Wildflower

🍏 Fruity Scents

Juicy

Tangy

Sweet

Citrusy

Tropical

Ripe

Pungent

Tart

Berry-like

Melon-scented

Apple-blossom

Peachy

Grape-like

Banana-esque

Citrus burst

🍂 Earthy & Woody Scents

Musky

Earthy

Woody

Grounded

Rich

Smoky

Resinous

Pine-scented

Oak-like

Cedarwood

Amber

Mossy

Soil-rich

Sandalwood

Forest floor

☕ Spicy & Warm Scents

Spiced

Warm

Cozy

Inviting

Cinnamon-like

Clove-scented

Nutmeg

Ginger

Cardamom

Coffee-infused

Chocolatey

Vanilla-sweet

Toasted

Roasted

Hearth-like

🏭 Industrial & Chemical Scents

Metallic

Oily

Chemical

Synthetic

Acrid

Pungent

Foul

Musty

Smoky

Rubber-like

Diesel-scented

Gasoline

Paint-thinner

Industrial

Sharp

🍃 Natural & Herbal Scents

Herbal

Aromatic

Earthy

Leafy

Grass-like

Sage-scented

Basil-like

Thyme-infused

Rosemary

Chamomile

Green tea

Wild mint

Eucalyptus

Cinnamon-bark

Clary sage

🎉 Unique & Uncommon Scents

Antique

Nostalgic

Ethereal

Enigmatic

Exotic

Haunted

Mysterious

Eerie

Poignant

Dreamlike

Surreal

Enveloping

Mesmerizing

Captivating

Transcendent

I hope this list can help you with your writing. 🌷✨

Feel free to share your favorite scent descriptions in the replies below! What scents do you love to incorporate into your stories?

Happy Writing! - Rin T.

Meredith: How many diseases can you fit in a human body until their ability to thinl for themselves slowly slips away? It only takes one.... Alzheimers.

Joe's Bar: "....."

Cristina: HAHAHA! WHOO!

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This episode is so weird. Everyone's singing while my girl callie out here dying😭😭

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Set it all free | Natasha Romanoff x reader

A/N: Thought about it while listening to Set it all free from Sing.

Summary: R pieces together why Nat suddenly got nervous and flustered during movie night with the avengers. And find our why she hasn't been in the compound

Genres: Fluff💕💕

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"Alright avengers get your snacks and partners we're starting in two minutes top." Tony waved around the remote in hand as the avengers all took a seat on the couch or the floor.

"What movie are we watching tonight." Steve asked as he left his shield at the end of the room. "We are watching the new movie called Sing."

"The musical kids movie? Really?" Sam looked at him as you felt Nat stiffen up behind you.

"Yes the kids movie since we've been surrounded by death and everything bad, so I thought this would be a nice little set back from all the craziness."

All throughout the whole movie you actually really liked enjoyed watching it. Though you noticed everytime the porcupine character named Ash was on screen Natasha would either bury her head on the crook of your neck or look away from the screen.

"Hey, you alright?" You softly mumbled to the red head. "What? Yeah yeah, I'm fine don't worry about me detka." She gave you a peck on the cheek.

You didn't really push it and just continued watching singing along sometimes. But now that you thought of it for a while. Everytime Ash was on screen Natasha would get nervous and flustered, and her voice did sound similar to your girlfriends.

"The ex boyfriend is trash." Sam said stopping your train of thoughts as he said that Ash's ex is trash because he left her for a different porcupine girl that's not even as good as his ex, now when she's singing on stage he flips the channels to watch her.

"Yeah now he's gonna crawl back to her like a little bit-" You covered Clints mouth before he could finish. "Clint there are children here and this is a kids show." You pointed to Peter glaring at Clint.

"Her voice is really nice." You mumbled as Natasha had a blush running along her cheeks. You thought that if you said Wanda's name in your head multiple tines she would reaad your head, and it worked because she looked at you with a raised brow.

You subtly pointed your finger to your girlfriend if Wanda can read her thoughts. When Wanda was done she couldn't help but cover her mouth with her hands trying not to laugh as to what she saw.

Wanda pointed at the screen where the porcupine was and briefly looked at Natasha. You thought out a large thank you to her while you fixiated on the screen a small smirk knowing your girlfriends secret.

After the movie you and Natasha went to her room to cuddle. "So Nat..." You trailed as the red head hummed as she read a book beside you.

"I really liked the woman who voiced Ash in the movie." Nat hid the small smile creeping on her face. "Really detka? I liked her too."

"And I know why you haven't been in the compound lately." Her body went stiff beside you as she looked at you putting her book down. "Really?"

"I'm not mad, I'm just confused why you didn't tell me." You said as you stared at her dead in the eye making Natasha look at you confused.

"Why didn't you tell me you were in a kids movie." You began to laugh. "What?" Natasha said still not processing what you said.

"You voiced Ash didn't you?" "No...?" You raised a brow at her a smile tugging st your lips. "Was it that obvious?"

"Yeah, you were hiding you face on my neck the entire time and when I said something about Ash your ears would get red." You stated as Nathid her face with the book.

"Who else knows?" She asked as she pulled you close to her. "Wanda." You heard her curse under her breath.

"I didn't know an ex Russian spy could sing." You teased as she shoved you lightly. "I like your voice a lot." Natasha tralied butterfly kisses along your neck to your shoulder. "Thank you kotenok."

"Don't tell anybody though." You nodded as she wrapped her arms around you waist and pulled you even closer.

"Don't you worry 'bout a thing baby." You sang the line from the movie, the both of you chuckling.

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My cat threw up on my bed but I don't have clean sheets, what the fuck

Open the gate! / Natasha Romanoff x reader

A/N: Zombie apocalypse Nat. There a few references to the walking dead if you've watched the show you'll know :)

Warning: Cursing, blood, 5yr olds(?)

Summary: Reader sneaks out to try to convince Natasha to join your community while a herd is quickly aproaching you way. Readers sister almost getting them killed

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"Hey, pst pst pst!" "What?!" Your friend turns to you from the guard post next to the gate. "I need your help." Saying while climbing up the ladder.

"You aren't supposed to go outside the walls." Alex - your friend - stated simply by just looking at the bags you were carrying. "Yeah but I gotta warn the person at one of our outposts a couple miles out about the herd. And possibly bring them back so we don't have to waste the supplies I got for them." Trying to convince Alex.

He sighed looking back beyond the walls then looking back at you. "What do I get if I help you?" "Oh- uhm- you can have my sisters kitkat. Deal?" "You're really trading your sister' candy bar?."

Him smirking at you in amusement. "Are you gonna help me or not?" You grumbled impatient and annoyed at him. He agreed to the deal and got you over the wall with your bags.

After walking for 20 minutes you approached an old rundown house. Silently walking in not wanting to alert the person inside, you heard a shuffle in the living room.

Taking a deep breath before walking in. "Not dead!" you shout quickly ducking down, a knife not a second after flew and stuck to the wooden wall behind you where your head would've been if you didn't duck.

"I had a feeling you'd do that." Sighing but was soon harshly pushed up against the wall. "Dude!" You struggled against their grip. "Give me one good reason not to drive a knife through the base of your skull." A voice of a woman ringed in your ears.

As you could finally get a good look at the person pinning you against the wall, it was a woman with red hair and emerald green eyes. "This is one of our outposts, so I would appreciate it if you could let me go... please." You breathed still struggling against her steel grip.

Slowly she set you down before grabbing her knife out in her left hand, cautiously watching you as you stopped to catch your breath before speaking again. "We have a community 20 minutes south from here." You taking a deep breath eyeing the woman. She wore black pants and a black leather jacket. "We're taking in more people at the moment-" "What makes you think I can even trust you?" Cutting you off eyeing you suspiciously.

"You don't I understand that, that's why if you don't want to come with me here." You dropped the bag in front of her feet. "Those are supplies you need, they'll last you a week or more if you ration it out." You calmly state as she inspects the bag.

"We have people- good people and children one of those is my sister, houses, food, guns, water. Everything we need to survive this world, you can be part of it or not." "How'd you know I was here?" Still looking at you with alert and suspicious eyes. "Felt that someone was looking at us on our way back from the run a couple days ago, call it a sixth sense I guess." Shrugging as the red head gave you a curt nod.

"There was massive herd headed straight here from like a dried up quarry." Her gaze shifted to yours. "My people made a plan to redirect it to a different place, blocked out the roads leading here." "How sure are you that it's gonna work?" "I don't know honestly." Letting out a shaky breath.

"Who's bunny is that?" She asked in slight amusement as she eyed the pink bunny clipped to your belt. "That's my sister' told me it'll protect me. She's just turned 5, don't look at me like that." You let out a chuckle embarrassed, the woman surprised at her age at how the little girl survived the apocalypse this long. "What about you?" You nodded up at her. "I have one, she's 20 about now, but I don't know where she is." She answered having flashbacks of her own sister.

But was cut off by you cursing at the window. "Shit! The plan must've failed shit!" Looking at the heard of walkers just outside the house. "C'mon we'll take the back door! Leave the stuff we'll come back for it, take what you need c'mon!" You ordered taking out your gun and clicking the safety off, the red head doing the same.

"We run south to the community. I'm not taking no for an answer." Stabbing the ones on the head that were blocking your way. While in the process of trying to kick a walker it grabbed it instead and twisted your ankle. "Are fucking kidding me! I just sprained that ankle!" Exclaiming in pain before shooting it in the head.

The two of you killed a dozen each before actually having a clear way of the road. "After this I'm gonna need to sit in the shower for an hour." You stabbed one right through its eye socket and another from the mouth up to its brain.

The gates were slowly becoming visible while you two too tired to kill anymore so just ended up pushing the walkers the tried to bite you two. "When do you think my Y/N will come back?" Mary asked as one of her many aunts carried her. "Soon mi amor, she'll come back don't worry." The woman -Rosa- soothed the small child.

"OPEN THE GATE!" A voice shout from outside. "Y/N? That's her! It's Y/N!" Mary jumped from Rosa' arms jumping excitedly as the gate slowly opened. "OPEN THE GATE NOW!" Your shouted again slightly stumbling as you ran.

As the gates opened Mary standing there, if it weren't for Rosa holding onto her she would've ran to you. "Y/N!" "Moo, just stay there!" Mary managed to wriggle out of her grasp and began to run towards the two of you. "No! MARY RUN OTHER WAY!" You shouted panicked, but the little girl kept running.

The red head shot the ones that were close to her as you pushed a couple more. "Mary that was stupid!" You hissed as you caught her in your embrace, the child clinging onto your shirt. "You could've gotten hurt!" You panted as the three of your reached the gate. "I thought you was dead." The child cried softly still clinging to you. "I'm here now, carl bunny protected me look no scratches and bites." Smiling at her while handing her bunny back.

"I guess twisted-" You elbowed the red head before she could even finish her sentence sending a glare. "Drop the guns it's alright she's not an enemy." Firmly saying to them as they slowly lowered their rifles. "See, we're friendly."

Turning to her as you carried Mary on your hip leaning on your good leg. "Why were you out there when you're not supposed to be?!" Rosa exclaimed angrily as the herd were banging the walls surrounding them. "Well I had to alright?, I had to bring her here. You said we could!" You argued pushing Mary' head against your chest.

"Oh and you never told me your name." You looked at the red headed woman again. "You never told me yours." Simply shrugging at you rolling your eyes. "Y/N L/N. There happy?" You rolled your eyes at her rolling her eyes at you.

"Natasha?"

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If you need a lover, let me know / Maria Hill x reader

A/N: This is gonna be mainly focused on Maria's pov. I love this song a bit too much.

Warning: Alcohol consumption, cursing, ex bf (i dont know why i out that there), creepy guys.

Summary: Maria helps you from your ex a different way than you'd expect.

Tony being the genius billionaire playboy philanthropist that he is was throwing another one of his parties. And of course everyone was there.

Maria's first thing that she caught her eye with you. Also maybe because she was heading straight for the bar and you happened to be the bartender.

"Oohh looks like you already got your attention on someone that's a first." Natasha smirked while Maria just rolled her eyes.

Clint and Natasha bet on if Hill was gonna ask you out or not the winner gets $100. There was something that made her so intrigued by you.

Was it the way your white blouse had a few buttons undon? Was it how your hair was in a simple ponytail with a few loose strands of your hair? Was it the way you moved around the bar and served drinks? She doesn't know but she was so fascinated by you.

"What can I get you Agent... Hill was it?" You asked a small smile plastered on your face. "Yeah, I'll just get a Bourbon thanks." Maria was she surprised you knew her name, she was never the type to really socialize out of work.

"Didn't know you were a Bourbon type of person." You handed her the glass. "I'm surprised you know who I am." Maria smirked as she drank.

Tony and the others looked her like it was the beginning of a new world. "Is it just me or is she really talking to someone." Steve and the rest looked at the rest eyes wide as saucers.

"How come you know my name and I don't, the roles here are kinda mixed up." Maria looked at you with a grin. "Well then in that case my name's Y/N." You winked at her before leaving for another customer.

"Oh my god this is really happening, they said each others name now!" Wanda announced as the rest of the avengers did silent fist bumps.

Maria excused herself since you were still busy, she walked to the team and seeing they had smiles that could reach their ears like idiots.

"I've never been so proud." Sam pretended to wipe a single tear from his eyes. "Were you guys watching me the whole time?" Maria rolled her eyes. "You're finaly gonna get in bed with someone!" Tony exclaimed.

Maria shook them off as she took a swig from her glass, eyes directly scanning for you. "What's a pretty girl like you doing here? My name's Mark by the way." A guy shamelessly flirted with you.

"Uhm I work here? What's your last name Mark? Don't take any other way I'm just curious." You asked handing him a beer.

"It's List, for Mark List you wanna steal it fro me?" He smirked as you laughed while shaking your head. "So it's not Sloan for Mark Sloan, but it is after a guy who killed his entire family and his own mother a.k.a John List, cool cool."

"Seeing you're not The Mark Sloan I have no interest in getting in bed with you." You smiled as you did the nose scrunch before walking away.

You noticed Maria walking back to the bar with a cocked brow. "That guy's gonna be terrified of his last name now." You rolled you eyes at what she said.

"Yeah well that's just the tio of the iceberg. A while ago a guy just flat out asked me if I wanted the greasex ever. I mean like that's just plain rude, didn't even ask me out first."

Maria chuckled while tracing the opening of the glass. "Just the tip of the iceberg." She said.

"So.." Maria started gaining your attention. "Do work at a bar full time?" She asked you shook your head. "I'm the new director for the medical wing in Shield." What you said almost made her choke on air.

"What?! You're a doctor? How come I've never seen you?" Maria asked not believing you yet. "Because I was head of surgery here at New York, and Fury recruited me to be the new director since your old one reitred."

"Wow ok, then what're you doing here being a bartender?" She asked. "Does asking question to question come with being an agent? 'Cause holy crap you have alot."

The agent only shrugged as you grinned at her. "Completely different right? I used to part time during med school." Answering her question.

A man walked in wearing a dark navy suit, he had dirty brown hair and brown eyes. You let out a heavy sigh as you watched him. "Who is that?" Maria asked noticing you state.

"That man is my ex, and now he's walking towards the bar shit." You cursed as you turned around your back facing him. "If you need a savior let me know" Maria smirked. "A knight in shining armor I see." A light blush appearing on your cheeks.

You over to him just wanting to get his drink and walk away. "Y/N.." He mumbled surprised as he sees you. "Just tell me what you want Alex." You say not looking at him.

The avengers seemed to have noticed you two and began to gossip. "Oh my god that must be her ex look at the way she's talking to him." Natasha pointed out.

You were getting pissed by the second because all he was talking about was giving him another chance. "Please Y/N. I promise you I'll be different." He pleaded.

"That's what you said the first three times Alex." You scoffed rolling your eyes. "I swear to you Y/N, I will treat you better." Maria scoffed at the guy seeing the conversation you two were having from down the bar.

"I am NOT sorry Alex, we are never getting back together. And infact I'm already seeing someone." You lied about the last part you were not infact seeing anyone.

Alex looked at you with a smug face. "Really is that person here? Can I meet them then?" He asked totally not believing you. "Ye- yeah they're here, I'll gladly introduce you just give me a minute."

Walking further down the bar while mentally cursing at yourself, you see Maria looking at you with an amused face. "So you're seeing someone?"

"No no I wasn't, I had to lie for him to leave me alone. And now he wants to meet that non existant person." You panicked eyes darting from one thing to another.

"I think I have a plan." You looked at her. "By the way your looking at me, I'm part of that plan." She raised a an eyebrow a small smirk forming.

"Do yiu have any other plan?" You ask as she shaked her head. Maria sees Alex trying to look for you while heading towards the two of you.

"Close your eyes for me beautiful." Maria says while you ask her why while you blush at what she called you but she insists, you end up closing them half confused and terrified with what she's about to do.

You felt her cold hands hold the side of your neck as her thumb traced the end of your jaw, you were about to ask her what she's doing but she cut you off.

She cut you off by closing the gap between the two of you. She pulled away since you weren't responding to the kiss. "If you want him gone your gonna have to kiss me back." Whispering in your ear.

Wanda quietly squealed and the rest cheered as Natasha smirked at Clint while he rolled his eyes handing her the 50. "Dude where's the rest." "I'll give the rest if she asks her out."

You opened you eyes to be met with her blue ones staring into your E/C ones, nodding at her your lips ghosted over hers contemplating if you were really doing this or not.

Maria grew impatient and connected hers with yours instead. The kiss was passionate your lips in sync with hers. After pulling away for a breath you accidentally leaned forward chasing hers lips.

"Thanks for that." You leaned back after seeing him gone from the bar. "I hope your plan had the same idea as mine." She smiled at you. "I- uh- no it was fine! That's one way for him to leave right?" Stammering your words as she chuckled at your state.

When you left for a moment Maria turned around to see the gang giving her a knowing smirk. Her cold blye eyes immediately staring at your E/C ones once you came back into her view.

Maria's face turning into a scowl as she noticed a few men shamelessly trying to woo you as you walked towards her. "Keep staring at them like that, they'll turn into stone."

Her scowl softening as she gazes up on you. "They deserve it if they even think of coming close to you." You laughed at her protectiveness towards you.

"Take me on a date then maybe I'll let you turn them into stone." She looked at you eyes wide with a playfull smile. "If it males things less ackward after I kissed you then sure."

"Next week Friday, 7:00pm?" Maria suggested as you nodded. "Great, I'll pick you up at medbay"A red tint spreading on your face as the agent warnly snñmiled at you.

Just after she asked you out her pager beeped. "That's great timing really." You looked at her with an amused face. "Right? Its like I knew it gonna happen after adking you out."

Before she left she stopped to look at you a last time. "If he disturbs you again and you need a lover let me know." Sending you a playfull wink while grabbing both your hands and kissing your knuckles.

"Who knew THE Maria Hill could be such a romantic." Tony said while drinking from his champagne glass. Natasha looked at Clint with a smirk.

The agent let out a defeated sigh as he handed her the other 50$ glaring at the black widow. "Damn even Hill got a date, Cap when do you think you'll get one." Sam teased.

"Oh fuck you.' He rolled his eyes as everyone erupted in laughter as they all shouted "Language!" At him.

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Ok hear me out…

I know, I know. My brain made this at 3 AM and the world has to see it now sooooo…suffer