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IM GONNA GO CRAZY THE EVAN HCS WERE SO CUTE TYSM IF YOU DO ANOTHER PART I WILL BE RABID

Authors note: lucky for you sweetheart i am acually crazy and i have no life so yall are getting another part of

Evan Myers romantic headcannons

And just them begin happy because he deserves to be happy also this is gn reader agin and this one is kinda short because am out of ideas

Hes a drama queen sorry not so sorry i dont make the rules (expect i acually do)

After work or school you come home and you two just sitting at the dinner table talking about all the gossip is one of the things you two love doing the most

Always starts off with 'you know i really dont wanna say this but like....' before talking shit about a person you both dislike

Would never admit that he gossips tho (everyone knows he does)

Also words of affirmation is big on him so just tell him that you love him and hes doing a good job and everything will be good

Hes just so so much in love with you and its so cute

Lord have mercy because he is strong if you are in his way and you wont move he will just pick you up and move you out of his way

But dont get me wrong you two sit in comfortable silence very offen and he loves it its still quality time even if its just you two begin in the same

Definitelly talks about his nerdy interest like when i mean talks for such a long time but you love it because you are dating him but hes also a very good lisener especially when he knows you are very interested in the topic

when me comes home he usually just tells you all about his day with so much deteals but at the same time none at all

100% healthy and good relasonship

Heyo! Idk if ur requests are still open or anything! But could i maybe request some Jeff the killer x Male reader smut? (Maybe even the reader maybe being dom?...)

Specifically head cannons if possible! <3

A/n: ofc am sorry it took me long to write this i got a but sick but am starting to get better now so here enjoy pluss i acually suck at writing fics so headcannons are the thing am most good at

Warnings: smut, mlm nsft, gay people, curse words, idk curse words as always, knifes, bondage

There is acually no way Jeff would let ANYONE top him like never ever

He always wants to be in power dosent like begin submissive

But if SOMEHOW SOMEWAY you got him be bottom hes the braties bottom ever

Just put him in his place pls

Would be a bitch untill the moment he comes or maybe even then or after that but after a few orgasm when his brain melts thats one if the few moments you can acually hear him whimper

Loves to have you tied up for him taking his cock oh so well

He might even have a knife in his hand if you are okay with it running it up and down your body sometimes ever so slightly pressing it down at your thigh

Would be degrading you the whole time talking you trew it and he would force you to amswer to matter what

Jeff dosent really moans or whimper he just growls and groans the first time

I can imagine him laughing at you if you ever try to beg

But would never beg you his ego is way too big for that

Saying how much he hates you and how much of a slut you are and how he will make you regret everything as you just make his eyes roll back

What am about to say is gonna make a lot of people mad but i cant stand those post that are nsft pictures and nudes and they tag every single popular tag in the world in it mostly aesthetics and different type of subcultures even tho it haves nothing to do with the picture no matter if somebody wants it to be this way or not tumblr will always been filled with teenagers and there is a reason why different warnings and nsft hastags exist for your post not to end up in the wrong place like seriously you posting a nude picture and just putting the tag 'girlblogging' is one of the worst things you can do these teen girl blogs are usually 14-16 year olds and with people posting nudes and all kinds of nsft stuff under those hastags spaces like girlbogs and all kinds of non nsft spaces become more and more unsafe and toxic for younger people wich makes a lot of these safe spaces fall apart or scare away new people i can promise you the 14 year old barely teen does not want to see your nudes as she searches up coquette there is a reason for concent labels please use it

Reblog or boost this post to bring more attention to this issue!! Lets try and make tumblr a safe space for new people and everyone!! @deadal1enx3

Remember that behind all that torture all that fear and all those people he murdered behind that ugly white fedora hat is just a fucking furry who hapened to be funny too

Me reading the sweet comments yall leave under my writing

"haha Wow can you Believe how crazy it is that jay outed tim's medical records?"

Hoody:

1: stole tim's records from when he was 8 years old, which meant that he had to Specifically and Intentionally track them down To steal them. from his house? Maybe, we certainly see him breaking into tim's house plenty. (though why would tim even still have those)

2: baited jay both in person and online implying that tim was lying to him (reminder, the last guy who lied to jay about his intentions tried to kill him with a gun and turned out to have tried to murder all of his friends. and tim himself had watched jay sleep, been in videos threatening him right before jay's apartment burned down, and tried to physically attack him.)

3: intentionally planted the records in a scary tunnel under the abandoned burned down mental hospital and lead jay there by the nose, going so far to write how much of liar tim is in big bold sharpie on the files themselves.

4: after all of this happened hoodie's immediate next step was to break into tim's house, steal his medication, and intentionally set off and film tim having a seizure and post it on the internet.

Hoodie leaked tim's medical records, he specifically and Intentionally baited jay into finding and documenting them because it proved that tim was lying about the slender haunting only starting recently for him.

and it's important to note that jay's response wasn't to get angry with tim, it was to Blame Himself and express empathy for tim.

it's Also worth noting that the majority of the records were redacted (including tim's Name), which is a point in favor of both jay And hoodie (hoodie still cares about tim, even if he's angry at him and willing to hurt him to push him towards what he thinks needs to be done).

moreover, jay's censored tim's last name before (several times, actually), just like he's censored amy and jessica's phone numbers. I think it's safe to assume that part of the reason why jay filmed it was because those details Were redacted (that and, of course, evidence keeps disappearing from his house and from his laptop. which means if he forgets about them and they're stolen then they're just gone- if there isn't some other record of them online, of course).

my point being, it burns my ass that people blame jay for this and hold it against him like it's the worst thing that he could've done, without ever holding it against hoodie.

I feel like this is a cross section of fans only holding characters accountable for what other characters get mad about (tim was Right to be angry at jay for it, but he didn't call out hoodie. probably because there'd be no point, he can't exactly hold him responsible. likewise jay Deliberately didn't get mad at tim about what he did as masky, at least not openly, so fans tend to not understand his perspective)

And fans holding jay to a different standard than they do other characters in general. whether it's because most of his personal information is on his twitter (secondary material people are less likely to go through, especially while watching), because his voice acting tends to be less emotionally charged (it was probably just that troy's acting was a little awkward, but I personally like to read him as autistic), Or because he's just generally not as cool.

either way, people tend to hold jay accountable for things they let tim and hoody off the hook for. and it's kind of Really insane in this case.

I promised i will make a post about explaining what the scp fundation is because i think not many people are familiar with it but i mean most people who haves been around the internet enough have heard about it but we can never get the cannon information, can we?

Thats because there isint but kinda is cannon information! The scp fundation is an online wiki where people can upload stories about all kinds of cool creatures they can think of on the wedsite scp-wiki.wikidot.com

The only thing that really ties these stores togeder is the name S. C. P. wich is short for secure contain protect and the sistem that haves been aplied to these creatures based on how much of a danger they are and if corse much more but thats for anouther post lets get into the easy stuff and those are and those are

NEUTARILZED - no longer anomalous

SAFE - easy to contain not gonna kill you

EUCLID - was a bit hard to contain can be a danger just be carefull treat it well and everything will be fine

KETER - will not hasitate to kill you it is a danger and it was hard to contain so if it gets out we are fucked and it can get out of hand

We got the basics down lets get into the unversal lore stuff thats not but at the same time cannon

The scp fundation captures creatures that does not look or act or do anything that is not very fitting for our normal human world and studies them to know how they got to be that way or to just get them away and protect normal people

There are researchers and scientist (two different things wich i didnt knew)

Scientists focus on developing theoretical knowledge, while researchers concentrate on practical applications of knowledge to answer questions or solve problems. (Copied that straight from google yall i dont know the diference eather but they are diferent)

So the scientists gather informations about the scps take tests basicly try and figure them out in any way possible

And there are the personels/solders those two words just basicly mean the same things here its depens really on the person they are the people with the guns who contain the scps keep the staff safe and make sure everything goes in order almost like security guards but a like more cool (people who like the cool swat solder look but dislike the military or for any reason they need something thats similar this is a great option)

And there is the D-class basicly human sarcafise am sorry i cant say it other way they are there to die they help with the experiments for exaple see how an scp would react to humans begin locket up with them all kinds of stuff honesly

Merp

Good day/ midnight as I'm writing this-

I have no intentions other than terrorize you with my alien oc that i still did not have the full lore yet but I'm working on it (no im not) so here-

Don't mind the empty space that's where the humanoid version would've go, but it was shitty so no-

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Dw i love your drawings fr waiting for the lore for sure🫶

Its almost illegal how little concent is about Alex Kralie like come on get your shit togeder people

i know hes evil and he tried to like kill everyone a few times but i can fix him a swear

Hes an asshole but a fuckable one