After Enough Online Exposure To Fat Baby Sleeper Looking At Canon Absurdly Jacked Broad-shouldered Sleeper

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I saw Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse a few days ago.

Great movie. 20/10, would recommend.

Now, here’s the thing about the fanbase, though. I’ve seen a lot of people shipping Spider-Ham and Spider-Man Noir, and I’m not hating on it (cause I’ve got plenty of weird ships), but like… I think you guys are forgetting about another potential ship…

Now, the question is… What would their ship name be?

Just what is Echo, Why Does McCree Have Her Chip, and how long has she been deactivated?

Okay, so from what I can gather from the short, the whole heist was set up by McCree with the intent of getting Echo back. As indicated by his “You never could resist a good tip” line and the fact that he was willing to let Deadlock have literally everything else on the train so long as he just got Echo’s crate. He knew Deadlock had the firepower to stop the train. So they blow up the train and expose the crate and he, in true McCree fashion, has to hope he can improvise his way out of a situation with the bounty he needs where he’s very notably outnumbered.

Now I’ve heard it suggested that Echo has been deactivated so long that she was in Overwatch before Winston joined, as indicated by her “Monkey?” line. But when McCree corrects himself, saying “Scientist! Whatever!” it’s clearly a nod back to the “Recall” short of Winston’s self-affirming quote of “I’m not a monkey, I’m a scientist!” So personally I feel like that exchange isn’t establishing that Echo is completely out of the loop so much as Echo being close enough with Winston to affirm his abilities as a scientist and defend him when others seem to underestimate him.

Basically my working theory is that Echo was decommissioned and deactivated when the Petras Act was enacted—she is not an omnium-produced omnic, but rather an artificial intelligence likely developed in hopes of bridging the gaps between humans and Omnics during Overwatch’s golden days and the bumpy years following the Omnic crisis. Not being an omnic and rather, being technically a piece of Overwatch equipment, Echo didn’t have the same established ‘personhood’ as Omnics and hence Echo was deactivated and placed in the custody of the US government–likely because she was created here in America, but it could also be because the US government threw a hissy fit in the post-Petras Act negotiations and insisted on keeping her in custody. 

Now, as far as McCree’s possession of Echo’s activation chip goes, there are two options–Either McCree took the chip with him when he sensed the inevitable Overwatch/Blackwatch power struggle, or, he stole the chip from UN/US custody after the Petras act was enacted. I feel like the former is easier to pull off, but the latter is not out of the question when it comes to McCree’s resourcefulness.

This is all speculation so take this with a grain of salt.

David Stenbeck.

I already asked about Kim, but how would the GFH, old and new, feel about Cap in Dep's uniform?

All GfH reacting to Cap in Rook’s uniform

Sharky ~ He tears up and looks away, tugging his hat over his eyes. He walks off, mumbling about ‘hearing someone needing him’ even if no one’s around. If Cap asks what’s wrong, he’ll need a drink or a few but he’ll tell every stupid thing that he and Rook did

Hurk ~ He slows down whatever he was talking about and trails off before fiddling with something in his hands. If asked what’s wrong, he’ll simply say ‘someone awesome as balls wore that outfit’

Nick ~ He tears up and sniffles a bit before refocusing on a piece of machinery. He’s just got too many memories with Rook, he could talk about Rook for hours. He just has so much praise and respect for Rook

Jerome ~ He takes a deep breath and closes his eyes, saying a small prayer under his breath. He’s more than happy to share stories with Cap and has a sense of longing throughout the entire storytelling.

Pratt ~ He openly breaks down. Rook saved him and ended up being so close to him by the end of it, he can’t help it. He’ll tell stories if asked but he’s gonna need a box of tissues.

Judge ~ They go completely still and stare blankly at Cap. It makes Cap uncomfortable and Judge just reached out, gently patting their shoulder as they continue to stare. Cap isn’t sure what’s going on through their mind but they get a sense of longing and almost a sense of remembering another time from them

Grace ~ She can’t see the details, but she recognizes the folds and the sound of fabric. It brings a tear to her eye and she tugs her hat down to hide it. She’ll share stories if asked but she’ll need a drink during it

Nana ~ She didn’t meet Rook personally, but the others in the bunker with her shared stories of how Rook helped them in some way. She definitely respects them, though, even if she didn’t meet them.

Carmina ~ She obviously didn’t know Rook personally but her parents told her a lot of stories about them and how they delivered Kim to the midwife to birth her safely. She feels almost torn, though. Is wearing a replica of such a famous person’s outfit respectful or not?

Jess ~ The second she sees a practical stranger wearing that outfit, she tears up and starts wiping her cheeks as the tears roll. Rook helped her through so much and seeing that outfit again just brings back all the memories.

Gina ~ She didn’t know Rook, but she had heard of them through stories and rumors. She doesn’t really feel anything for them, they sounded awfully badass though and Cap’s badass so it suits them

Hudson ~ She tears up and sniffles several times before trying to contain herself. By the end of it, she was proud to stand side-by-side with them. She really trusted and cared for them.

Adelaide ~ She’s the most emotional out of the group, surprisingly. She starts crying and yells at them to take it off, it’s not theirs. Xander calms her down and guides her away while telling Cap it’s not their fault.

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