This Is An Told One, Sorry I Didn’t Change My Pseudonym. But That Was My Era I Suppose

this is one of the greatest things I have ever seen - and yes, I would buy this if this was a tarot deck being sold.

vine tarot

by ‘holly sweet’ on redbubble

five feet apart cus theyre not gay

oh my god they were roommates 

i wont hesitate, bitch

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

its wednesday my dudes

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a potato flew around my room

i have the power of god AND anime on my side

MY POOP IS COMING

~got a red dress on tonight, dancing in the dark in the pale moonlight~

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(’take on me’ opening notes)

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"If you don't eat it, I'll kiss you... And I'll kiss you if you do eat it."

Me, trying to write some sweet, fluff story with a happy ending to heal my soul: and then they hugged and-

My brain:

So... I found this and now it keeps coming to mind. You hear about "life-changing writing advice" all the time and usually its really not—but honestly this is it man.

I'm going to try it.

Anne Frank // unknown

"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."

vs

"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."

its crazy how i love EVERY haikyuu character like... wtf furudate did not miss

ways for your characters to meet + writing prompts

meet cute

your card declines and the person behind you offers to pay

you're the maid of honor at your best friend's wedding, your soon-to-be-lover is the best man

the coffee shop/café is packed with people and no free seats, you ask a stranger if you can sit at their table

we're at a get-together with mutual friends and the only ones without a date

a stranger notices you can't reach the top of the shelf, but before they can offer their help, you've accidentally gone and ripped down the entire bookshelf

you fall asleep on a stranger's shoulder on a long flight. when you wake up, you tell them they're free to use your shoulder as a pillow, which they agree to

you jump into a cab in New York City, but right as the Taxi driver is about to drive off, someone else jumps in

a mutual friend sets you up on a blind-date

while waiting in line, you start a conversation with the person in front of you,

coincidentally, we're both at a hotel, leaving our room at the same time. turns out we both had a one-night stand and it was terrible

for some reason you can't seem to navigate the map, so you ask a stranger for directions. they inform you you're holding the map upside down

you see a stranger sitting alone at a restaurant, and decide to join them

you're at a resort, and in desperate need to get away from your family. you hide in a wardrobe down in the lobby, and while in there, you discover that a stranger is also hiding there

you jump into a car thinking it's your friend's, only to find a stranger sitting in the passenger seat

you're stranded on the highway, struggling to change a tire. a car pulls over to help you, offering to drive you back into town when they deem your car undriveable

the hotel double-booked your room, you can either share it or sleep in the lobby

meet ugly

bumping into your soon-to-be lover on the street, spilling coffee all over their shirt

your friend has been pranking you all day, scaring you when you least expect it. when you go to pick up some food, somebody jumps out from behind you. thinking it's your friend, you turn around and slap them, only to find it's not your friend

you're at the store, arguing with a stranger over who should get to buy the last watermelon (or any other grocery)

you almost hit your soon-to-be lover with your car as they cross the street

''you took my parking spot'' ''I WAS HERE FIRST'' ''I WAS STANDING HERE WHEN YOU PULLED OVER. I HAD MY BLINKERS ON''

you bump into someone's car in the parking lot and they retaliate by bumping yours

you walk into a dressing room thinking it's unoccupied, but instead finds a man without his shirt on

your ex cheated on you, so you decide to go over to their house to cause some mishap, only to later on discover that your ex recently moved

i've been waiting in line for ten minutes and you decide to cut in front of me and i'm not very happy

you're at the bar, having just paid for a drink, only for someone to slide up next to you and take a sip of it

i've mistaken your apartment for my friend's, and has been banging on your door for the past ten minutes. you've finally had enough and open the door, screaming at me to leave you alone. then i start screaming, because it was a mistake. a couple minutes later, your neighbor flings their door open, scolding both of us for making a scene

This was so sexy of him 🤍

That was so hot of him…