Are You Talking About My Family's Dog

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")

Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")

It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")

Oh yeah easter happened yesterday

T'was too busy wanting to jump into a volcano because of this canker sore to remember

so apparently my mom had a tumblr account and when she broke up with one of her exs she posted like, emo toadette pictures and lamented that who would play mario party with her now and. I fear the day when I find that account. If I do.

hey uh what does this mean

The most delicious water is the kind that tastes the way granite smells.

i love my brothister hes so insane :3

hes getting back into his rap battle hyperfixation (like, [CHARACTER] VS [CHARACTER] RAP BATTLE type thing) and yesterday he told me "im gonna make one of those rap battles with Charlotte (from MAKING FIENDS) but im not sure who the other one should be, im thinking of Earth (from solarballs)" and i responded with "the other one should be jimmy mouthwashing" so now hes gonna make a Charlotte Vs Jimmy rap battle and im gonna voice the 10 year old blue girl

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

HELLOOOO SAILOR 😍

Victim 5 Missing Person “John Doe”

Astar Magdalene

Would you guys be mad at me if I posted a TMC OC instead of other content? 😔 (does it anyways)

So uuuhhh hiii I decided to make an OC…because I’m just so cool and based like that. This is Astar (like, Astaroth, hehe). For anyone who cares enough to read this, this guy tried to cancel his life subscription one too many times, saw a vision of Gabriel telling him life is worthless, and was brought back and kinda cracked. Decides "well...if life doesn't mean anything, I'll do what I want. And I want to study alternates." So, mf actively hunts them and tries to catalogue their behavior and biology. Like...paranormal biology. Parabiology.

He's weird, but he's a chill guy. Yaps people's ears off about biblical theology and the paranormal. Makes good soup. He lets ghost hunters, like BPS, stay in his house (which he paid dirt cheap for) in Mandela in exchange for their juicy camera footage of ghosts...or alternates.

to be honest i just looked at that and went 'oh wow hi alternate gabriel please get back to your own fandom'

The eternalholly brainworms are eating at me

hello mandela catalogue nation i have made you some food (art)

eat up! 😋