OH MY GOD????? THEY'RE SO . !!!

jonah its because you get water all over the towel. you dont want mildewy ass towels do you /lh

J: "Dude, how do towels get dirty if you use them when you're clean?"

A: "What."

J: "Think about it, though! If you're using your towel when you're *clean*, how does the towel get *dirty*?"

A: "What the fuck are you on about."

J: "THINK ABOUT IT"

[Adam stayed up all night thinking.]

(Idk just something that I came up with while I was taking a shower)

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

LIVE LAUGH MANDELA WOMEN

Some real quick Sarah and Evelin drawings because they don't get the love and attention they deserve in this fandom 😔😔😔😔

Also I just really love them ❤️❤️❤️

(P.s: updated the picture cos I forgot to add shading and what not 🥲👍)

heres some of mine in no particular order since I'm absolutely insane for tmc! :3

-Mark is aro/ace but thinks he's a late bloomer because of his very Christian upbringing

- Dave Lee is cishet but definitely experimented with both when he was younger and still came to that conclusion. (This is based off of one of my moms friends)

-Jonah is some type of queer. Not sure what, but he just LOOKS like he's got more than one set of pronouns

-Sarah is lesbian. And angry

-Evelin is trans. I will give no further explanation because there is none

-Cesar can cook REALLY well, while Mark has burnt mashed potatoes before (based on family members of mine)

-ohmygod i just came up with this BUT Thatcher Davis used to nerd out with Ruth about Star Trek before she died and now he can't watch it without crying

So umm... do you all have any tmc character headcanons??? Can be any character and can be angst or fluff or the secret third option 🤯🤯🤯 Asking for my very crazy friend that totally exists yessir... 😶😶😶 (You don't have to share if u don't want to btw 😁😁😁)

“May I please draw your OC?”

Reblog this message if you encourage anyone that wants to draw your OC to do so.  No need to ask for permission in advance.

Go for it.  Draw my OC.  If you want, I’ll even give you reference posts.  Go to town on it.

You are welcome to draw my OC and surprise me with the result.  Seriously.  In fact, I encourage it.  I will proudly display whatever it is you submit to me regarding my OC.  There is a chance that I will squeal about it for several days.

Even if you feel you aren’t good at whatever artistic adventure it is you do, please feel free to submit it to me.  I want to see what you have done.

guess my 'smuggles you into canada' joke was fr

dad i drank 1 millions maple syrups 💔💔💔 should i go to hopital 💔💔

Aren't you Canadian? You should be alright.

depending on the person, chatgpt may actually do a better job fucking their wife

hey uh what does this mean

The most delicious water is the kind that tastes the way granite smells.

HELLOOOO SAILOR 😍

Victim 5 Missing Person “John Doe”

Astar Magdalene

Would you guys be mad at me if I posted a TMC OC instead of other content? 😔 (does it anyways)

So uuuhhh hiii I decided to make an OC…because I’m just so cool and based like that. This is Astar (like, Astaroth, hehe). For anyone who cares enough to read this, this guy tried to cancel his life subscription one too many times, saw a vision of Gabriel telling him life is worthless, and was brought back and kinda cracked. Decides "well...if life doesn't mean anything, I'll do what I want. And I want to study alternates." So, mf actively hunts them and tries to catalogue their behavior and biology. Like...paranormal biology. Parabiology.

He's weird, but he's a chill guy. Yaps people's ears off about biblical theology and the paranormal. Makes good soup. He lets ghost hunters, like BPS, stay in his house (which he paid dirt cheap for) in Mandela in exchange for their juicy camera footage of ghosts...or alternates.