I Just Know John Had A Boner The First Time He Listened To Monkberry Moon Delight

Aidan Quinn as Paul McCartney and Jared Harris as John Lennon          TWO OF US (2000) DIR. MICHAEL LINDSAY-HOGG

the thing is ms swift could release a song w the lyrics "i love kissing my straight boyfriend as a straight woman and having straight sex to make straight babies" and you'd have essays about how she's a dyke. sir paul mccartney, meanwhile, could write a song w the lyrics "I'm in love with my dead best friend who's a man who died and I loved to kiss him and jerk him off I wish I could be out in public with him but he's dead" and you'd have reviewers going "another beautiful song that shows mccartneys deep platonic love for lennon." in this essay I will-

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Here's to all the shockingly single bachelor uncles or the two very close friends who just happened to be girls and are only living together until one of them finds a man (they lived together for forty two years).

TODAY I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YESTERDAY RIGHT NOW I LOVE YOU MORE RIGHT NOW NO MORE CRYING OOOO NO MORE CRYING

yeah

i do not care if bedroom fairy lights are forever perceived as a twee millennial thing i can never go back. any light that is not striving to approximate the soft glow of candlelight does not belong in my bedroom

cutie boy, we miss you

John

Oh you hate the Beatles? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite John Lennon in 1971?

I think that