Price’s Reaction When You Block His Path With A Riot Shield

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Do you have more beast redemption AU crumbs? I love the concept so much, I want something, thank you 💜💜💖

Well…

I do have a headcanon where after The Beasts corrupted, their Soul Jams altered them to represent their beastly titles more literally. Shadow Milk Cookie gained an insatiable need to lie pretty much every time he opened his mouth. There was a period while he was sealed that he went completely nonverbal just to avoid being forced to cook up some bullshit to spit out. Of course The Beasts managed to coax him out of this state, but sometimes he still went quiet. Wanting a break from being so deceitful.

Mystic Flour Cookie got her emotions taken away from her. She couldn’t feel anything, and absolutely nothing could make her react to a single thing. It was like her emotions had just been straight up deleted. And any time she came even remotely close to feeling something, her Soul Jam reacted immediately. Smothering the emotion until it dissipated. Whether it be pain, joy, anger, fear, anything.

Burning Spice Cookie gained an urge for destruction. The more he satisfies it, the weaker it is. The less he satisfies it, the stronger it gets. So he didn’t have a great time in The Silver Tree. His need for destruction would almost completely take him over, he’d start clawing, biting, and throwing himself against any solid surface he could find. Damaging his own body in a desperate attempt to make the urge stop. Often resulting in Silent Salt and Shadow Milk outright restraining him so he doesn’t kill himself.

Silent Salt Cookie, on the other hand, had his vocal cords literally melted down. Nothing else, just his vocals. Rendering him permanently mute. It took him a long ass time to figure out how to communicate again now that he can’t talk. Though he didn’t speak up much before, now he couldn’t talk even if he wanted to. Eventually he came up with a system of silent gestures and pointing, basically an archaic version of sign language, but with his entire body instead of just the hands. Only the other Beasts understand what he says.

And finally, Eternal Sugar Cookie got put in a near perpetual state of exhaustion. Feeling way too tired to do much of anything. She spent her days lazily playing her harp to charm cookies into either washing and feeding her, or going away and leaving her in peace. She slept like eighteen hours a day, and only spent an hour or two on her feet. Max.

Basically, their Soul Jams tortured them

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guys….. i think i like the funny haha cookie game….

john price as a dad (part three) [ price ]

part one | part two

- You’re at work, neither of your parents can take care of the boys and he has to go to base to sort some things out.

- So your 4 year old is having his hand held and he’s got your 2 year old tucked into his winged arm

- EVERYONE on base is shocked, firmly shocked. That’s even before he gets to TF141

- However, Johnny is walking and sees that familiar hat of Price’s. Seeing him walking with two kids in throw. He takes a double take before sprinting to find Gaz

- John is oblivious to this as he continues to the meeting room

- Simon’s already in the meeting room, your 4 year old stares and asks for ‘up’ from this absolute stranger with a mask on. “I like your mask…” John’s heart melts, as he begins to tug at the material

- “Thank you. You look jus’ like your dad…” And gave his hair a ruffle, and your eldest laughed at Simon. “Even has your smile, doesn’t he?”

- “That he does…” John stated while setting down your youngest, on the table.

- “Fuckin’ hell, Price! This is what you were hidin’!” It was Johnny, with Gaz behind him with a massive smile on his face- a rare sight.

- “Language, Sergeant…” Price’s tone finalised, “That’s an order.”

- “They’re clones of you, sir…” Gaz pushed past the Scotsman hogging the doorway. “Why didn’t you tell us you had kids?”

- A shrug from their Captain, “T’ keep ‘em safe… that’s all I want for my boys…”

- Johnny finally saddled up on a wheelie chair, “And what do we call ‘em, sir? Price Two and Price Three?”

- With arms folded and a smile on his face, “No, that’s not necessary. Our eldest is Buck and youngest is Buddy,”

- “Wait does this mean you’ve got a girlfriend, too?”

- “Well I didn’t make them on my own, did I, Johnny? And as a matter of fact, she’s Mrs Price…”

- Let’s just say the boys ordered for the Buck and Buddy to be brought back to base or they be invited over to the Price household to see them again

- Swearing is forbidden around the boys, and Price sanctions the guys for doing so.

- “Fucks sake-,”

- “Alright, twenty push ups, Soap!”

- Another time, “That’s absolute bullshit!”

- “Gaz, you know what to do…”

- He’s raising his boys to be gentlemen, and with the help of the 141 crew- they are

- You meet 141 on a camping trip you and the boys were invited on.

- Seeing for yourself how well the squad actually take of your sons, like they were their actual brothers

- Ghost would give them water and food- chatting with them and Buck constantly played with his mask

- Johnny would play with them, feigning defeat in races with your eldest and play wrestling with little Buddy

- Gaz would logically try to use as many words as possible, not realising the limited vocabulary children that age had

- They were all adorable, you think Buck even managed to unmask Simon at one point and John told you, “he doesn’t let just ANYONE do that…”

- John was secretly proud his son managed to get the mask off

- Buck would enlist as an Army Engineer at 18… “Have you lost your fucking mind?”

- “I’m not fighting in wars- I’m fixing the damage and swear jar, dad,” He realised Buck would be fine.

- Buddy even followed in his footsteps and they were the renowned Price brothers

- John was never wanting for more kids because your boys were enough to handle and they respected the pair of you

- But they’d found a family deep seated in the military and would forever say, “we’ve got the best dad in world…” even into their adulthood

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Did anyone even question when hank one day just randomly looked completelly diferent