batkids reactions to TikTok ban
Alfred: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the life of somebody who has been like another member of our family. Somebody who lifted our spirits in times of need and provided advice in times of crisis. Our very own TikTok.
Steph, in a black veil: *weeping*
Tim: *hugs her*
Duke, wistfully: I can still hear its AI voice.
Barbara: Shh, it's okay.
Bruce: May I say a few words?
Alfred: Of course.
Bruce: I didn't know TikTok well, and that is a regret I will carry for the rest of my days. But the way my family interacted with it, it's like it became a Robin on its own. I may not have much to say, but I will always remember the one-of-a-kind way it told Reddit stories on top of Subway Surfers.
Jason, angry: It should've been me, damn it!
Bruce: On behalf of all Americans, I would like to send my condolences to the Europeans, whose feeds will be dry without us. I would also like to send our regards—and data—to China, who has been supporting us through this difficult time. In lieu of flowers, please sign up for RedNote.
Cass, nodding: Anything but Meta.
Dick: That's right. We'll figure it out together.
Kate: *bursts in*
Kate: We have a situation.
Dick: What's up?
Kate: TikTok's back.
Steph: *screams*
Tim: Don't mind her. It's always a shock to the widows. What happened, Kate?
Kate: Lazarus Pit? Flashpoint? Who knows. The point is, TikTok is back.
Dick: That's fantastic!
Kate: I wouldn't celebrate so fast. It's back, but it's different.
Bruce: What do you mean?
Kate: We have to proceed with caution. TikTok is in its Red Hood era and the League of Assassins just scooped it up.
Bruce: You heard her. To the Batcave!
all those terms for when you dont really like something but someone else does and you respect that… youve heard of “not my cup of tea” and “whatever floats your boat” and now its time for this phrase to shine
like/reblog if u are:
a bitch
a bastard
an all around fool
an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
I don't think people understand or grasp the comedic and fluff potential of Jason's goons gentle parenting / KNOWING he's young without knowing he's young.
They debate on his age, most settling between 16-20, but nine of them think he's twenty-one, but then again, they also suspect he doesn't have an I.D. They know he's a legal citizen, he's giving t the accent and Gothamite-born-and-raised attitude, but they don't freaking know, man.
Jason died when he was fifteen and lived with assassin ninjas for the next four years after rising from the dead, as one does... He doesn't know EVERYTHING, and sometimes he does stupid, childish things.
His goons are adults, some have children, some have children Jason's age, they're mostly all older than him, and so they kinda just... Just take to it, sometimes?
They side eye the f%#& out it him when he smokes, like, is he ALLOWED to so that? Boss, what about your health?! You're still so young!?
And Jason isn't even entirely aware of it, he's independent, of course, but deep down he's still just a fifteen year old kid who didn't grow up properly. Forced to grow up to fast, then not at all, and he doesn't realize it, but his goons do.
You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this
clark reupload
edit: forgot the sweater comic
Goodluck Pikachu
how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible