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The crane wives are LYRICAL genius I love them sm

Crane Wives lyrics that make me go feral (in no particular order)

When my ghost sings my battle cry, you'll be too sorry to dance (Once And For All)

She lights cigarettes like lanterns for the darkness in my head (Nobody)

And if I were someplace else, and if I were someone else, and if I were not myself, would this be easier? (Easier)

Little girl don't let them sell you any armor, all your ribs are still your own (Ribs)

Cause in the night I know you burn with feelings I cannot return, my dear, oh my dear (Tongues and Teeth)

You're a passing grade on a low, low bar (High Horse)

I have gasoline in my veins. I am always burning, burning, burning (The Wolf)

The future is stretching out in every direction, and I want it all (Daydreamer)

Do you ever feel nothing at all? I do, I do, I do (...) I would not wish that on you (Nothing At All)

I may never be a rich man, but I can make sure that I am free. I may never be a rich man, but the rich man will never have me, never have me (Hand That Feeds)

I am selfish, I am broken, I am cruel. I am all the things they might have said to you (Never Love An Anchor)

I want to feel that fire that you kept from me (The Moon Will Sing)

Put your ear to my heart or set your teeth against my throat. Give me something pretty to wear beneath my bloodstained clothes. (The Garden)

The forest echoes, the trees are crowing hungry, hungry harmonies (Sleeping Giants)

I come from a long line of people who believe in things like flowers that grow in the cracks in the street (Here I Am)

I'll swear that I loved you, I'll swear that I loved you, I'll swear that I loved you, I swear, I swear (Little Soldiers)

And finally not a lyric, but the cross from Glacier House to Tongues And Teeth I love it so much

Some one do this pleaseeee

Concept: Catradora's story but it's Harry and Ron.

Wolfstar/Rosekiller when they're the main ship in a fic: Your life is politics and mine is the crown and I will not trade one prison for another-

Jegulus in the background: I'm sorry I lightly grazed Miss Riley's left tit-

Maradaurs Headcanons

I came up with these based off my friends

Peter: Massive gossip girl. Will disappear for HOURS as wormtail listening in on people's conversations to burst into the dorm and go "GUYS YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I JUST HEARD". Enjoys hanging out with the girls because they appreciate his gossip.

Sirius: Sometimes just lies because he's bored. Like he'll walk up to like Lily randomly and say something like "I find James the hottest out of all my friends" and he has such a good poker face most people don't know if he's kidding or not

Remus: Says he only reads books for intellectuals but in reality half the time he's reading cheesy romance books, which some how bring him to tears every time he does

James: Cannot be trusted to play music at all. If he had a playlist it would go from playing Moonage Daydream by David Bowie to Hollerback Girl by Gwen Stefani to Washing Machine Heart by Mitski in under 10 minutes. He doesn't see the problem with his music taste

I NEED WRITING HELP

Okay does anyone have genuine tips for writing stoic characters? I'm writing a story where the main character is stoic and I need some tips on what to do.

zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-

poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS

zeus: that’s not-

poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!

zeus:

poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!

zeus: brother you need to-

poseidon: you’re just jealous.

zeus:

poseidon: he’s wonderful.

zeus: he’s-

zeus:

zeus: is he… doing the macarena?

poseidon: yes

poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long

zeus:

poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much

this is me if you care btw

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