Dragon What?

I decided to play through a bit of Undertale to usher in the new year. Once I made it a certain distance through Waterfall, I checked the time on my phone and realized that I would be able to make it to the castle view just before midnight. Honestly, I can’t think of a better way to take in the new year than taking in this view.

Maybe I can take this as a sign of hope. Maybe, despite this journey being…strange, heartbreaking, downright comical, and even a little scary…maybe things will work out. Maybe things will finally be better. They may not finally be perfect, but they’ll be in a better place than they were yesterday…and the day after that…and the day after that. Sure, we’re far from the end of the journey, but we’ve already come this far. So, what’s stopping us from seeing it through? You can see it right in front of you. It may be far away, but it’s there... It’s real.

So I’m not giving up hope. Not yet. Not any time soon. I’ll keep fighting. I’ll act on my goals. And I’ll spare some time for others…

I’ll stay determined.

fish bounce

Y'all saw the axolotl too, right?

what the hell ever. swamp rabbit ^

Saying this here and now before anyone else...

Legends Z-A needs a Kalosian form for Comfey that's spelled "Comfeut" and is based on a bouquet.

Was it the eye-socket thing? It was probably the eye-socket thing...

I managed to lose 17 followers tonight so I'm pretty happy about that

Okay...Third Comic...We need to spread this.

It's not even because I like Iono that much as a character. My desire to let this spread out into the rest of the internet comes down to two factors:

This has the potential to be the new Super Crown, right down to the fact that it was drawn by the original artist for Bowsette.

It will let Magnemite reach the same level of infamy as Hypno, Vaporeon & Typhlosion in the ranks of Pokémon that are otherwise normal but have been ruined in one way or another.

Never in my life have I had such a desire to spread something so potentially cursed. I insist we see no less than than THREE fanarts of your favorite PokeWaifus being Ionoized.

PRAISE BE IONOIZATION!

Triple Iono comics!

nonono...He's right.

I don't appreciate this slander, Wade.

Sorry, but the only reliable news source is Destiel Confession Memes and you can't convince me otherwise.

On this newest episode of "Opinions from a Guy No One Asked", we have...

MY PERSONAL FAVORITE GOOSEBUMPS COVERS!

Just so we're clear, this is just ranking the covers, not the stories themselves, as I have not read all of them...

Say Cheese and Die!

The first great cover, in my opinion.

Night of the Living Dummy

Genuinely Creepy...

Return of the Mummy

It looks like the mummy farted in his tomb, and I think that's very funny.

Attack of the Mutant

Yo, when are we getting Masked Mutant vs. Ghastly Grinner?

Monster Blood III

I swear I've had those shoes.

The Horror at Camp Jellyjam

I've met people exactly like this at summer camp.

The Headless Ghost

I love how, despite the Victorian clothes, he still has an unequivocally 90s haircut.

The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena

This is just my grandparents when they come down from up north.

Egg Monsters from Mars

I mean...It doesn't really look expired, so...I might still try it.

How to Kill a Monster

Big Grassy Paws.

Attack of the Jack-O'-Lanterns

Sigh, I wish I were as cool as that pumpkin-headed dog...

Calling All Creeps!

Just a couple of cards...

Chicken Chicken

Reminds me of the ending to Freaks[1932].

The Blob That Ate Everyone

WET n VEINY

The Curse of Camp Cold Lake

This might be my favorite one, actually.

The Haunted School

Those eyes...

Werewolf Skin

There's a non-zero chance this awoke something in someone. good for them.

I Live in Your Basement!

Oh, that's gore. That's gore on my Goosebumps cover.