Snape: *being A Jerk To Harry*

Snape: *being a jerk to Harry*

Harry: who do you think you are? My dad?

Remus, out of nowhere: He wishes. That would mean he managed to marry your mother.

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2 years ago

Jason Todd will forever have a baby face in my opinion.


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2 years ago

Unpopular (at least with my friends) opinion:

Is it just me or does MJ and Ned remembering Peter feel like a bit of a cop out if they do it in the (potential) next movie?

Like the studio took a gamble with making Peter Parker’s entire identity disappear, but for them to, like, pick and choose seems a little bit cheap.

And don’t get me wrong, I love Peter and Ned’s friendship and I love SpideyChelle as much as the next person. I just think that from a story telling perspective it’s a cop out.


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2 years ago

Chocking on a peanut cluster.

Reblog with how you want the joker to die, I’ll go first: slipping on a banana peel.


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2 years ago

AU where Remus and Mary steal Harry from the Dursley’s. Now Harry is raised by a gay man and a lesbian.


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6 months ago

MDZS Nie Brothers HC that Nie Huaisang doesn’t really like kids. He’s never wanted kids for himself and so he certainly doesn’t like dealing with other people’s kids. People certainly don’t know that about him because he won’t openly tell anyone to keep kids away from him, but in his head he feels himself getting annoyed whenever kids are around him.

Nie Mingjue, on the other hand? He loves kids. It’s a crazy juxtaposition between the brothers since one would think that Nie Huaisang would like kids more than his grumpy brother, but no it’s the other way around. If Nie Mingjue weren’t so dedicated to his responsibilities he would have liked to spend more time looking for someone to settle down with and have a couple of kids.


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2 years ago

Jason Todd is my babygirl.


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2 years ago

Personally, I like to think that Veronica McClain was in the same friend group as Shiro, Adam, and Matt. How cool would it be if they actually were?


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1 year ago

I find the idea of Dick just being so much older than the other batkids so funny. Like if he stops being Robin at sixteen or seventeen and Bruce brings in a nine or ten year old Jason and for a while thats their dynamic. College bro and fifth grade baby bro. Thats so funny to me. Or like Jason big and buff and scary and gives off twenty something vibes and Tim and Steph forget that he’s literally a little over a year older than both of them. Or arguments between Cass and Jay about who is older and Cass just claims herself as Big Sister for no reason other than because she wants too.

Just old Dick and Babs with siblings nearly a decade or more younger than them. I think thats funny.


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