Somebody Get This Homeboy A Break

YESSSSSS SOMEONE SAID IT😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

My sister got me into cookie run: Kingdom and I am addicted, my only grievance is the fact that NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE MAIN CHILD TRIO????? HELLO???

THEY WERE BAKED BY WITCHES, ARE APPARENTLY GOING UP AGAINST GROWN ADULTS AND WINNING, KNOW THE REAL REASON WHY COOKIES ARE BAKED AND ARE JUST SO FULL OF POTENTIAL, HELLO?????

WHERE ARE THE FICS? THE FANARTS? THE THEORIES????

WHY IS THERE NOT A LOT OF WORK ABOUT PURE VANILLA ADOPTING THEM BECAUSE THAT'S THEIR DAD! THAT'S THEIR FATHER! I DON'T CARE THAT HE IS FUCKING A JESTER! I CARE THAT HE LOVES THOSE KIDS, AND RESPECTS THEM, AND TRUSTS THEM, AND HAVE FAITH IN THEIR STRENGTH BUT STILL WORRY!

I CARE THAT TAKING CARE OF THEM WOULD BE A FORM OF REDEMPTION FOR FAILING HIS KINGDOM AND A GREAT HONOUR TO HIM ALL AT ONCE!

GIVE ME MORE ABOUT GINGERBRAVE, STRAWBERRY COOKIE AND WIZARD COOKIE BEING AWESOME, AND COOL, AND STRONG, AND CRYPTIC, AND SIBLINGS AND CHILDREN!

LET THOSE KIDS BE COOL TOGETHER IN 100K FIC PLEASE!!!!!

EDIT:

Anyone wants to team up with me and fix this problem? I got ideas. Lots of idea. Ideas that aren't necessarily good for the kids' mental health but very entertaining and dear God I sound like Shadow Milk Cookie.

Either way, the children are traumatised and OP and I am going to make it worse if someone enables me

Emotional Support B

(@skyartworkzzz and @neon-virus srry for the double tags-)

He's a little pathetic but cute in a way :3 (Kallamar I mean)

Have a little design of Lamb that has a bit of Selft Insert, with how they act.. They are not how I actually would perceive the Lamb is, but this is just how I see they act from the way I play the Game :)

Note: I do not ship the Bishops with each other nor support those who do🙏 I just wanted to marry em all in the game cuz I wanted to have em all for myself 🤭

I love your take on wizard cookie! Could you maybe share more of this au? Like in text? Sorry if this is a bother

Aww Thank you! And I dont mind questions of my au🙏 infact i do love when others ask me about it🥰

Watch me ramble... Bonus art too!

Im still figuring out more on how I'll do my beastsitting au and the interactions the oven trio and the beast trio would have for each other and themselves. Since I'm still awfully new only to the fandom and only been playing crk and not the main one, I could overlook some parts of the lore but with me simply filling it with my own take instead.

The oven trio, Gingerbrave Cookie, Strawberry Cookie, and Wizard Cookie are quite the interesting bunch dont you think?

Wizard Cookie's character take in my au might be inspired more from Obanai from Demon Slayer, since with crk, kny had been my biggest hyperfixation until now, so I might also do that to the other 2 in the trio.

I'd like to think he's kept locked by the witch that baked him after finding out his sentience and accidentally being alive because they found him amusing. They taught him spells known mostly to witches and rarely by cookies, specifically ones that took more toll on his physical state, he's malnourished and underbaked, and frail to the core.

This plays part on him constantly wanting to make others assume he's far older than he is. After all, if he's already small in some way, got to make sure you don't get smaller further. (read this kind of behavior he has from wiki about his Ovenbreak character)

I'll add in more, since I usually just make this out from the very head of mine where I have not even written this at all or planned 😭

He's staff or wand in my au can take on a snake like form.. I'd like to think before the trio got assembled, their snake staff would be the one carrying them or letting them ride on when tired, as theh easily get so. I find it sweetly funny if the snake sees Wizard Cookie to that off their own offspring 🙏, Looks like Shadow Milk Cookie would have to go through an angry mama to het through the adoption process...😔

Oh and they can change size too, I'm pretty sure the Stolen Witch's wand would be far too big anyways..

Do you ever thing the Witch’s Candy Wand could be too powerful for Wizard?

I mean, the Candy Wand was meant to be used by the Witch, who was far more powerful than all of the cookies combined. Wizard’s just a cookie but most importantly a child. That thing probably has enough electricity to kill him tenfold

I’d imagine it would have some toll to his health since it’s definitely not killing him but it is still way too powerful for him to wield like that

(It’s just a pop rock dw)

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maybe they shouldve let him have the crown

Got a whole collection of gummy worms, nom nom

Mini bosses of Darkwood (redesigns + some hcs)

STRAWBERRY COOKIE APPRECIATION🍓

two introverts that can kill you except one cries when you look at them and you cry when the other looks at you

Babies

Okay but what did the bishops look like as little kids to you? I’m curious

Also your work is so well done!!

- your neighborhood rainbow 🌈

They all used to love the rain. Heket sang the most beautiful songs, Kallamar relished the sounds of pattering droplets, Leshy endlessly gazed at the flower groves, even young Shamura couldn't help themselves. Narinder...oh- even to this day he loathes it.

Gyomei: What's it like to raise the 8 kids?

Shinobu: Mei-Mei? Are you okay?

Gyomei: Namu… Happy tears, Shinobu. Happy tears.