Not My Usual Shitposts But I Feel The Need To Celebrate This:

It’s bready

Oh wait… you guys didn’t actually mean bread when you said you wanted to get bread, did you? Oops /j

Bread

microweevible

I’m pretty sure they released a 5th familiars book in my dream last night. I also had familiars themed DND dice for some reason.

Cannibalism?

*inhale* PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON-

You are a dragon taking care of a child who seemed lost close to your lair and you also taught them some magic, years later, that same child came back to you, so you could help them with a certain subject at the magic school since they weren’t understanding it.

There was a moth on the ice rink today so I saved it and my teammates called me “weird and embarrassing”

I say they’re welcome that I didn’t let my friend die a horrible death at the blades of a bunch of skates or by freezing to death on the ice rink.

Guess who got over their fear of talking to therapists 😎

…not me!

What a gender

reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again

I’ve almost maxed out my stats!

Very true

He likes his sponge

God why the fuck are people following me all of a sudden?

I have no idea what to do with power so here’s my cat