I Have A New Shifting Method Called The Dafuq Method, Where I Dont Give A Fuq. I Lay On My Bed And Dont

i have a new shifting method called the dafuq method, where i dont give a fuq. i lay on my bed and dont give a fuq. i listen to a guided meditation but honestly, i dont really need it because i dont give a fuq. i know im shifting, and none of my other thoughts matter because i dont give a fuq about them.

and then i shift, dafuq

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4 months ago

you're not "fantasising" about your "dr" you're thinking about your life. you're already there. it's all already yours.

4 months ago

you’re going to shift realities.

4 months ago

my best tip when it comes to shifting successfully?

let yourself feel EVERYTHING. do not rush it. I repeat— DO NOT RUSH IT!!! if you get lost in a daydream about the dr, who cares? feel that FULLY, EXPLORE IT!! then ask okay, what next? experience your dr (whether you’re going through your memories, schedule, or thoughts) HERE. in the NOW. get so into the visualization you aren’t even thinking about what comes next until it’s over! get lost in the feeling of being present and there. and FORGET about the outcome! the outcome doesn’t matter. success or failure does not matter! all that matters is that feeling. that feeling, that connection is what’s going to make shifting EFFORTLESS for you. you don’t have to finish before sleeping. you don’t have to rush through the process because you’re tired. if you fall asleep, you fall asleep. as long as you set a CLEAR intention beforehand (by focusing on exactly what you wish to achieve) you’re set. YOU’VE shifted. trust that.

4 months ago

i read somewhere today along the lines of “instead of thinking of the words affirming and persisting, think of it as deciding and continuing to decide” and that just made so much more sense to me

3 months ago

Jelloverse - Who Will I Be?

(introducing my drs, kinda)

Alright besties. I’ve never blatantly talked about my drs in detail so consider this a quick little intro to the various drs I intend to spend my time in.

Forgive me for how long this post’s about to be…

I have yet to shift to a dr, but alas the grind never stops. My current main drs include:

Hogwarts Band

Criminal Minds

DC Titans

The Nightmare Before Kissmas (book)

The Inheritance Games (book)

My main main dr is one where I date Spencer Reid but he’s also my uni Professor— I have no explanation for this one okay it heals something in me.

Anyways, let me break these down for ya real simple.

Hogwarts Band

It’s more of a modern day Hogwarts uni type vibe. I’m a fifth year transfer and somehow miraculously start a band with Ginny, George, and Fred. It’s called Mischief Managed. I scripted out the war— just claimed Voldy kicked it when he tried to kill Harry and doesn’t come back because I simply do not want to deal with that. I just want to go to my silly wizard classes and make music with my silly little band.

There is also a two year slow burn with none other than (drum roll please) ✨Theodore Nott✨. Though there was a time it was Fred, but… we learn and we grow, or something.

I have my band’s entire discography sorted from fifth till after seventh year/graduation. Album covers and deluxe editions and all that jazz. I found way too much joy in curating it all specifically. Many of the songs come from the two year slow burn I must endure. I could yap about our discography forever.

Criminal Minds

I am Penelope Garcia’s little sister and am just joining the BAU after spending time undercover— my lore is absolutely horrific. I usually try and avoid unnecessary trauma. However, have you seen the show? I gotta catch up at this point. Anyways, love interest? Spencer Reid, obviously. He consumes my very soul. I have like— four seperate drs for this man, like my own little AUs. I scripted a lot of precautions and made sure we actually do more consulting than field shit because, again, I just wanna vibe.

It’s in the season 4 era, so 2008. My first case will be the Angel Maker case which is episode 2 of season 4, I believe. I can’t watch that episode now without absolutely losing my marbles.

I won’t go into my lore or how it comes to bite me in the ass, but know I made as non-traumatic as possible.

College Romance

Now hear me out, okay? I still have my Creative Writing & Publishing degree, but I go back to school for some goofy little Criminal Behavior certificate thing. It’s just a summer semester, so I’m only there from May to mid August.

And Spencer Reid happens to teach half of my classes.

Why did I do this to myself? Look. We all have issues, okay? And in my Criminal Minds dr it’s like season 4 type vibes— this one is like, season 13. And not FBI related. And in some ways… it’s literally just me, with the same life I have here just now I’m back in uni. And I’ll get to have Spencer Reid love me, as the person I am right here right now. And that… will make me cry, thanks.

It’s only four months of devastating yearning and then we’ll live happily ever after. This is one of the only drs I can see myself living an entire life in. Like marriage and kids and growing old and all that shit. I’ve literally picked names out for our three potential children.

I have my own little friend group and it’s the summer so we get to do all sorts of fun things. I get to lounge around campus and read under the sun, or do my homework under a tree— I will finally romanticize studying, for real.

It’s one of my more chill drs, which is also a bonus. Sometimes a girl just wants a regular-ish life.

DC Titans

I love Dick Grayson. I love him. I want him. I need him. Anyways, I have elemental powers in this one which is fun and whimsical. Another one where I’ve said fuck the plot I just wanna be silly— picture DC Titans as a sitcom and that’s basically my dr. Just patrolling and the occasional baddie. I can’t wait to train with Grayson you have no idea I’m literally screaming just thinking about it. Also Gar my beloved I miss my bestie. I think I’m in college in this one too? Which is how I meet Gar and join the squad— I age peeps up, obviously. Dick Grayson love interest, in case you missed it.

Oh, and I have a music career. Gar, Jericho (yes he is well), and I start our own little record label (because Bruce Wayne loves me and funds my silly endeavors) and I’ve got like five albums/eps planned out. Including album covers and everything. I love sorting a Discography.

The Nightmare Before Kissmas

Not to be confused with the Nightmare Before Christmas, which is entirely different. This one is my pride and joy, honestly. I am so proud of all the little things in this dr. I read the book in December and immediately made a dr because it just utterly devastated and healed bits of my soul. So, you know, the obvious route.

In this one I’m the sister of Coal and Kris Claus, so I’m the Christmas Princess. But I’m also the youngest, so no one gives a fuck about what I do. In most of my drs I still have my Creative Writing & Publishing degree— this one is no exception.

It takes place a year after the book, and Coal & Hex are getting married. On December 13th, which is a Friday. Friday the 13th, in December— it’s literally the most perfect date ever for their Christmas Halloween asses. I get all giddy just thinking about the date yall. We, being me and my brothers and Iris the Easter Princess and best friend of us Christmas hooligans, travel to Halloween for the wedding. Mostly because I want to see that bitch. We get all Christmas in the book, I wanna see what Hex’s home is all about.

My love interest isn’t canon to the books. I’ve made him childhood friends with Hex who has returned from his studies to attend the wedding. His name is Moon. (and his faceclaim is s1 Spencer Reid/MGG I am just a girl okay?)

I’ve also been having dreams about Moon for over a year, ever since I returned to Christmas to help my brothers with their dismantling of the heirarchy bullshit (basically the end of the first book). Because I want a strange weirdly prophetic dream moment, okay? And Moon’s been having the same shit. So when we meet upon our arrival to Halloween— shit ensues.

It’s actually more enemies to lovers but in the sense that we’re enemies because we feel so very much and it’s all very confusing and after a year of being haunted and tormented by these constant dreams— I don’t know man I just need some angst first.

The Inheritance Games

Another baby of mine. I love shifting to books because I feel like there’s so much more to discover than with a show or movie or something. You have no concrete actor or anything you associate with the characters, and everything is almost up to interpretation. It’s fun.

I replace Avery in this dr, obviously. Why shift to not be the main character? Again, less plot more shenanigans. Everyone is aged up, again. I enjoy being my age in all of my drs.

This one isn’t as planned out as I’d like it to be. But Grayson Hawthorne is the love interest. Enemies to lovers, of course. I’m not quite sure what else to yap about for this one. I focus a lot more on my writing career in this one, since being a random billionaire will definitely help with that. And who am I if not a writer?

So that’s those bad boys…

I have a handful of other drs I could talk about… I’m gonna list them all for your perusal.

Fully Scripted:

Hogwarts Academia

Outer Banks

Twilight

The Flash

Sam & Colby

Small town dr (based off the show Ghost Whisperer)

Twitch Streamer (entirely separate from any existing streamer group don’t go getting any ideas)

Summer Lovin’ (I’m rich and live by the beach it’s pretty great)

Sorta Scripted:

Red White & Royal Blue

Stardew Valley

Death Note

Teen Wolf

MCU

Fame dr (but it’s the novel I’m currently writing here being turned into a movie)

Skyrim x The Witcher (this one is so complicated I fear I may never fully capture all my thoughts & ideas)

Batfam (I know little about canon shit but I’m trying)

Unscripted:

Bridgerton

Mystic Messenger

Love & Deepspace

Sky High

Bratz

So that’s me, as a shifter. Just a girl with a long list of places she intends to cause absolute chaos in. I’m always down to talk about any of my drs. Sometimes I get so into them I start making my own outfit collages because of course my style changes in every dr and I need to capture that. I am so very specific it might be my detriment… but oh well at least it’s fun.

This was long asf. If you took the time to read all that… thank you (I’ll cry about it). Consider this a little forehead smooch just for you 💋

Jello💖


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3 months ago

SHIFTING IS WORTH EVERY BIT OF EFFORT.

Guys i don’t even know where to start. It’s so worth it. No listen, it’s so worth it!

I wake up and everything feels different but it feels like HOME. The beloved voices calling my name, the people I’ve dreamed of are real and all HERE.

YES you’ll look around and will see everything you’ve scripted! Your bed, your pet, your people, your EVERYTHING

The moment you see them, everything else fades. The frustration, the doubts, the nights you almost gave up, none of it matters anymore. Because you did it. Because you’re finally there.

So don’t give up.

1 month ago
Get Real. It’s A Desire For A Reason! It’s Because It’s Meant For You. Just Be.

Get real. It’s a desire for a reason! It’s because it’s meant for you. Just be.

Get Real. It’s A Desire For A Reason! It’s Because It’s Meant For You. Just Be.
4 months ago

accepting the shift

Accepting The Shift
Accepting The Shift

What i have noticed with all the times i have shifted, it was never forced. I simply let it happen.

If you force the shift you create resistance and stress upon yourselves. it enforces that feeling that you have not shifted.

People are obsessed with the 3D when they are trying to shift as they want to feel symptoms when in reality the 3D has no relevance to shifting. You can acknowledge it yes, but learn to ignore it.

Simply trust yourself that you will wake up in your dr. Don’t overthink that decision and stand firm in the belief you will wake up there.

Once you do that you can let your mind wander, day dream etc idk. you’re human and your mind will be wandering and LET IT DO THAT.

1) Decide you have shifted

2) Trust yourself and stand firm

3) Done

+ let mind wander/go to sleep/do anything that helps calm you down

I got a a lot of messages about this topic and here’s a general post talking about and i hope it helps in some way.

3 months ago
How To Actually Manifest Something
How To Actually Manifest Something
How To Actually Manifest Something

How to actually manifest something

How To Actually Manifest Something

Decide what you want !

You can manifest anything literally anything ! Money, beauty, a boyfriend, your celebrity crush ?? All of them are possible !! Dream big cause you deserve it !!

Affirm <3

Affirm that you have it because you do, it could be robotics affirmations or mind saturation both works. Then these affirmations will become assumptions. Assumptions make your reality!!

Persist !!☆

Persist in the assumption that you have your desires! Even if you feel like it's never coming or you have doubts. Trust me it will come faster than you think.

Ignore the 3d !!!!

The 3d does not make your reality the 4d does! Getting validation from the 3d is useless. It's not your job to change the 3d, it is yours to change the 4d !! The 3d has no choice but to reflect what you assume eventually.

Stop overcomsuming

This is all you need to know to manifest yet you're still here scrolling like a loser instead of applying the law ? Waiting for a miracle isn't going to manifest sh*t. Go live your dream life already.

Other tips !! ::

Don't be too harsh to yourself ! It's normal to have doubts or constantly check the 3d.

If you're too lazy to affirm or just don't want to : subliminals !! You don't have to do anything but listen to them and you can do it overnight <3

Make pause if manifestation feels more like a chore than an actual fun thing to do to improve your life.

That's all !! Stay hydrated and AFFIRM !!!

If you have any questions feel free to ask (this is my first post ever btw)

How To Actually Manifest Something
2 months ago

reminder that “nothing can stop you from shifting” also means “you can shift at every and any moment” so. do with that what you will.

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