you will never see me displaying.......humility.....or even worse... normalcy. i shifted realities and got absolutely, transcendently railed by a man who, by all accounts, does not exist. structurally, narratively, ontologically. and yet.
my thoughts shape reality, my desires rearrange the cosmos. i’m sorry, what exactly would you like me to do with that? renounce my own divinity? get a hobby....such as.... pottery? be serious and start affirming
reminder that you can shift anytime, anywhere, under any condition. it doesn’t matter if you’re exhausted, if you’re spiralling, if you’ve just remembered an email you forgot to send and now you’re in a fugue state of regret. it doesn’t matter if you’ve put shifting on a pedestal so high it’s getting altitude sickness (even then, a pedestal is just a glorified step stool. kick it over. nothing is above you, nothing is out of reach), or if your brain is complied of intrusive thoughts and mental white noise. you could be in a grocery store queue, on a sinking ship, in the middle of a hostage negotiation. and could still shift.
people love a reason why not. alas, the conditions are not set in stone. they never were. consciousness is liquid gold. it seeps through cracks, it adapts. you don’t need the stars to align. you don’t need the perfect night, the perfect mood, the perfect silence. you need exactly what you already have... a mind.
HELLO all you BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE how are we doing today? good? well great, we are here, we are yapping, we are DISCUSSING our drs. praise waluigi and blessed be :p
Shifting is guaranteed. I know you hear a lot of people say this, but it truly is. Nothing can stop you from shifting, not even death. The moment you found shifting and decided you want to do it, you already did. There's no hurry, no rush, you just have to wait for it to be reflected into the 3d. And it's 100% sure that it will, so sit back, get yourself a drink (coffee) and watch it come to you!
you literally have the power to wake up in a whole different reality tomorrow.
want to wake up in dubai tomorrow? alrighty~
want to spawn a few thousand dollars in ur bank account rn? done!
want to fly or teleport wherever you want? sure~
want to have a whole new family? it's already done lol
want a certain dress in ur closet rn? it's there~
absolutely anything is possible instantly. you're literally omnipotent. emphasis on the word omnipotence.
you're god. remember that. just decide. it's already yours.
there's NO separation between what u r and what u want to be. you're already IT.
you're limitless.
note: fully inspired by @stilljuststardust's post "the senses shift last", which you can read here.
how often do you experience anxiety? or intrusive thoughts? as a person living in a certainly tempestuous time, you've likely had to brush off those thoughts more than once.
the act of shifting is defined by choosing to become aware of your desired reality, and your senses immediately following suit is a rare event.
when you go to shift to your desired reality, I want you to brush off what your senses tell you like you would an irrational thought. if you're like me and have ocd or anxiety or depression, this doesn't seem possible, so I offer you another solution —
treat your senses like they're a jealous peer spreading rumours about you. we've all been there already. not everyone is going to like you, and sometimes that makes them lash out in ridiculous ways. there's nothing else you can do about it than brush them off, laugh at it, scoff at it.
you know that meme, "all I can do is pray for you — matter a' fact bow ya head"? that's the energy you have to embody when somebody's lying to you or on you. oh, I hope you'll get better ♡ jealousy is a disease type energy. when you shift, treat the 3D and your senses like you pity them for not knowing better and feeling that way. pity the 3D for not keeping up with the times. pay it less mind than you would someone trying to get a rise out of you.
have you ever heard of the "let them" theory? I first discovered it on the justnomil subreddit. it's a way of not giving someone attention when they're doing something stupid, or mean, or ridiculous. essentially, if someone's not going to listen to reason or common sense, don't sweat off your back trying to get them to. it's unnecessary stress and futile. let them make a fool of themself because experience is the best teacher.
so let the 3D say what it wants. let your senses try to convince you that you haven't shifted. it won't matter because you know the truth. you know you're in your DR. you know you're your DR self. let the 3D make a fool of itself — experience will make it catch up sooner or later.
tldr — look at the 3D like this when you're trying to shift;
be sure to limit this method to when you're actively trying to shift or manifest. don't use it to fuel delusions or psychosis. you can participate in the 3D and maintain lucidity while still manifesting.
why do i feel like i’ve gotten closer to shifting after moving to shiftblr than i ever have on shifttok?? like idk what it is, but i’ve never felt so close. 😭
(introducing my drs, kinda)
Alright besties. I’ve never blatantly talked about my drs in detail so consider this a quick little intro to the various drs I intend to spend my time in.
Forgive me for how long this post’s about to be…
I have yet to shift to a dr, but alas the grind never stops. My current main drs include:
Hogwarts Band
Criminal Minds
DC Titans
The Nightmare Before Kissmas (book)
The Inheritance Games (book)
My main main dr is one where I date Spencer Reid but he’s also my uni Professor— I have no explanation for this one okay it heals something in me.
Anyways, let me break these down for ya real simple.
It’s more of a modern day Hogwarts uni type vibe. I’m a fifth year transfer and somehow miraculously start a band with Ginny, George, and Fred. It’s called Mischief Managed. I scripted out the war— just claimed Voldy kicked it when he tried to kill Harry and doesn’t come back because I simply do not want to deal with that. I just want to go to my silly wizard classes and make music with my silly little band.
There is also a two year slow burn with none other than (drum roll please) ✨Theodore Nott✨. Though there was a time it was Fred, but… we learn and we grow, or something.
I have my band’s entire discography sorted from fifth till after seventh year/graduation. Album covers and deluxe editions and all that jazz. I found way too much joy in curating it all specifically. Many of the songs come from the two year slow burn I must endure. I could yap about our discography forever.
I am Penelope Garcia’s little sister and am just joining the BAU after spending time undercover— my lore is absolutely horrific. I usually try and avoid unnecessary trauma. However, have you seen the show? I gotta catch up at this point. Anyways, love interest? Spencer Reid, obviously. He consumes my very soul. I have like— four seperate drs for this man, like my own little AUs. I scripted a lot of precautions and made sure we actually do more consulting than field shit because, again, I just wanna vibe.
It’s in the season 4 era, so 2008. My first case will be the Angel Maker case which is episode 2 of season 4, I believe. I can’t watch that episode now without absolutely losing my marbles.
I won’t go into my lore or how it comes to bite me in the ass, but know I made as non-traumatic as possible.
Now hear me out, okay? I still have my Creative Writing & Publishing degree, but I go back to school for some goofy little Criminal Behavior certificate thing. It’s just a summer semester, so I’m only there from May to mid August.
And Spencer Reid happens to teach half of my classes.
Why did I do this to myself? Look. We all have issues, okay? And in my Criminal Minds dr it’s like season 4 type vibes— this one is like, season 13. And not FBI related. And in some ways… it’s literally just me, with the same life I have here just now I’m back in uni. And I’ll get to have Spencer Reid love me, as the person I am right here right now. And that… will make me cry, thanks.
It’s only four months of devastating yearning and then we’ll live happily ever after. This is one of the only drs I can see myself living an entire life in. Like marriage and kids and growing old and all that shit. I’ve literally picked names out for our three potential children.
I have my own little friend group and it’s the summer so we get to do all sorts of fun things. I get to lounge around campus and read under the sun, or do my homework under a tree— I will finally romanticize studying, for real.
It’s one of my more chill drs, which is also a bonus. Sometimes a girl just wants a regular-ish life.
I love Dick Grayson. I love him. I want him. I need him. Anyways, I have elemental powers in this one which is fun and whimsical. Another one where I’ve said fuck the plot I just wanna be silly— picture DC Titans as a sitcom and that’s basically my dr. Just patrolling and the occasional baddie. I can’t wait to train with Grayson you have no idea I’m literally screaming just thinking about it. Also Gar my beloved I miss my bestie. I think I’m in college in this one too? Which is how I meet Gar and join the squad— I age peeps up, obviously. Dick Grayson love interest, in case you missed it.
Oh, and I have a music career. Gar, Jericho (yes he is well), and I start our own little record label (because Bruce Wayne loves me and funds my silly endeavors) and I’ve got like five albums/eps planned out. Including album covers and everything. I love sorting a Discography.
Not to be confused with the Nightmare Before Christmas, which is entirely different. This one is my pride and joy, honestly. I am so proud of all the little things in this dr. I read the book in December and immediately made a dr because it just utterly devastated and healed bits of my soul. So, you know, the obvious route.
In this one I’m the sister of Coal and Kris Claus, so I’m the Christmas Princess. But I’m also the youngest, so no one gives a fuck about what I do. In most of my drs I still have my Creative Writing & Publishing degree— this one is no exception.
It takes place a year after the book, and Coal & Hex are getting married. On December 13th, which is a Friday. Friday the 13th, in December— it’s literally the most perfect date ever for their Christmas Halloween asses. I get all giddy just thinking about the date yall. We, being me and my brothers and Iris the Easter Princess and best friend of us Christmas hooligans, travel to Halloween for the wedding. Mostly because I want to see that bitch. We get all Christmas in the book, I wanna see what Hex’s home is all about.
My love interest isn’t canon to the books. I’ve made him childhood friends with Hex who has returned from his studies to attend the wedding. His name is Moon. (and his faceclaim is s1 Spencer Reid/MGG I am just a girl okay?)
I’ve also been having dreams about Moon for over a year, ever since I returned to Christmas to help my brothers with their dismantling of the heirarchy bullshit (basically the end of the first book). Because I want a strange weirdly prophetic dream moment, okay? And Moon’s been having the same shit. So when we meet upon our arrival to Halloween— shit ensues.
It’s actually more enemies to lovers but in the sense that we’re enemies because we feel so very much and it’s all very confusing and after a year of being haunted and tormented by these constant dreams— I don’t know man I just need some angst first.
Another baby of mine. I love shifting to books because I feel like there’s so much more to discover than with a show or movie or something. You have no concrete actor or anything you associate with the characters, and everything is almost up to interpretation. It’s fun.
I replace Avery in this dr, obviously. Why shift to not be the main character? Again, less plot more shenanigans. Everyone is aged up, again. I enjoy being my age in all of my drs.
This one isn’t as planned out as I’d like it to be. But Grayson Hawthorne is the love interest. Enemies to lovers, of course. I’m not quite sure what else to yap about for this one. I focus a lot more on my writing career in this one, since being a random billionaire will definitely help with that. And who am I if not a writer?
So that’s those bad boys…
I have a handful of other drs I could talk about… I’m gonna list them all for your perusal.
Fully Scripted:
Hogwarts Academia
Outer Banks
Twilight
The Flash
Sam & Colby
Small town dr (based off the show Ghost Whisperer)
Twitch Streamer (entirely separate from any existing streamer group don’t go getting any ideas)
Summer Lovin’ (I’m rich and live by the beach it’s pretty great)
Sorta Scripted:
Red White & Royal Blue
Stardew Valley
Death Note
Teen Wolf
MCU
Fame dr (but it’s the novel I’m currently writing here being turned into a movie)
Skyrim x The Witcher (this one is so complicated I fear I may never fully capture all my thoughts & ideas)
Batfam (I know little about canon shit but I’m trying)
Unscripted:
Bridgerton
Mystic Messenger
Love & Deepspace
Sky High
Bratz
So that’s me, as a shifter. Just a girl with a long list of places she intends to cause absolute chaos in. I’m always down to talk about any of my drs. Sometimes I get so into them I start making my own outfit collages because of course my style changes in every dr and I need to capture that. I am so very specific it might be my detriment… but oh well at least it’s fun.
This was long asf. If you took the time to read all that… thank you (I’ll cry about it). Consider this a little forehead smooch just for you 💋
Jello💖
hello I am drunk and here to remind you that shifting is supposed to be fun so MAKE IT FUN AGAIN romanticize the fuck out of it i don’t care just find some goddamn joy in this it isn’t supposed to be all doom and gloom you’re a shifter you’re infinite anyways goodnight go shift bitch
trying to sleep but I just imagined what it’ll be like to hug my dr s/o for the first time and started giggling
more Jello tea wisdom. Go shift 💖