Jestlace - Marymadeleine

how’s that house that raised you?

Reblog if you loved Vigilante Shit from first listen because I need to know who also has superior tastebuds

i'm making a collection

eagerly awaiting the day daniel radcliffe, elijah wood, and robert pattinson just make the most fucked up bizarre unmarketable film together

My new song ‘toss me into the sun’ will be the antithesis to fly me to the moon

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

How small we are.

pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up

actually your characters should be pure wish fulfillment and your writing should be entirely self indulgent and it should all be very, incredibly, undeniably horny.