Seeing Straight Men Be Disgusted By Booktok Smut Recommenders Has Actually Radicalized Me To The Side

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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1 month ago

The reason why God was so involved in human affairs a long time ago but then noped out after Jesus is because God is going through the same motions for every animal species: making a covenant, giving commandments, and sending down his own child to die in the form of that species. I know this because I felt an odd urge to swallow a mouse yesterday and, when I questioned it, I received a vision from God saying that He was on mice right now, and the mouse I was about to swallow was the mouse-equivalent of Jonah. Tomorrow I'm supposed to spit him out in a den of sinful mice so that he can squeak to word of God at them. I wish that little guy the best.

1 year ago

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

11 months ago
It's James Freaking Potter

It's James Freaking Potter

5 months ago
the image shows a primarily black and white drawing of a simple figure wearing a red santa hat and gesturing towards a green reblog symbol. the text reads "this holiday season give your favorite artists the gift of a reblog"
This is a follow up image with the same figure as before, but now they are slumped over while saying "Seriously, this is the reblog website. Please reblog stuff." Below the text sits a red heart.

heeppy hoolida

2 years ago

Alfred Pennyworth is the literal definition of the meme "Call for an ambulance! But not for me!"

Alfred Pennyworth Is The Literal Definition Of The Meme "Call For An Ambulance! But Not For Me!"
Alfred Pennyworth Is The Literal Definition Of The Meme "Call For An Ambulance! But Not For Me!"
Alfred Pennyworth Is The Literal Definition Of The Meme "Call For An Ambulance! But Not For Me!"
Alfred Pennyworth Is The Literal Definition Of The Meme "Call For An Ambulance! But Not For Me!"

Image Source: The Batman's Grave #10

3 months ago

what is the truth

What Is The Truth
2 years ago
These Thranduil Promo Shots Are Golden
These Thranduil Promo Shots Are Golden
These Thranduil Promo Shots Are Golden
These Thranduil Promo Shots Are Golden
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These Thranduil Promo Shots Are Golden
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11 months ago

I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts. 

May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.

I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.

7 months ago
Y’all Gotta Suffer With Me Sry
Y’all Gotta Suffer With Me Sry

y’all gotta suffer with me sry

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