Thank You For Admitting Your Fault, But Vriska Was My V. Prez, And I Was The President. There Were, Unfortunately,

Thank you for admitting your fault, but Vriska was my V. Prez, and I was the president. There were, unfortunately, no female presidents till Hillary Clinton.

My Fellow Americans,

I, Richard Milhous Nixon, admit that I lied about being the 37th President of the United States of America.

The real 37th President of the USA was Vriska Serket @elvriska-official

Her Vice-President was James Dean @james-dean-official @jimmydean37

May God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America!

More Posts from Jimmydean37 and Others

2 months ago

All of the above. God Damn Donald Trump. 🇺🇸

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star


Tags
2 months ago

Never. It’s very homely in here. 🇺🇸

WERE YOU REALLY THE 37TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA????

Why, of course I was! Why do you ask? 🇺🇸

2 months ago

okay, mod post, I need to vent abt smth

it is ridiculous how much cleaning your room and cooking a nice meal for yourself can fix your mood

I no longer wish to get isekaied to some other dimension

this is great


Tags
2 months ago

A very good car👍

she's so cute, how do I talk to her

white Honda kei truck taking up barely 50% of an American parking space
2 months ago
2 months ago

Another masterpiece from Elvis, but I think this may be some ADA trickery. If not, 10/10, an amazing song, if yes…. don’t come back here ever again. God Bless America. 🇺🇸


Tags
2 months ago

Do it. Walk up and talk to her about Spider-Man. There’s no point in missing out on a cool person. God Bless Book Girl.🇺🇸

a lot of the time when im on my post-school walk i see this girl who's reading a book while she's walking. and today she was literally reading a spiderman volume or compendium (not sure). and shes pretty. god i wish i could talk to her i wanna be her friend.

2 months ago
jimmydean37 - James "Jimmy" Dean

I AM NOT GAY!

I AM STRAIGHT!

I'M STRAIGHT!

I LIKE WOMEN ONLY! NOT MEN!

I AM NOT GAY!

I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

2 months ago
1955 Chrysler C-300
1955 Chrysler C-300
1955 Chrysler C-300

1955 Chrysler C-300

2 months ago

@elvis-official Mr. Presley. How in hell did you eat 22 pounds of these sandwiches, and… can you teach me?

I'm Minding My Own Business Reading The Wikipedia Page List Of Sandwiches And Like. What Kind Of Metabolism
I'm Minding My Own Business Reading The Wikipedia Page List Of Sandwiches And Like. What Kind Of Metabolism
I'm Minding My Own Business Reading The Wikipedia Page List Of Sandwiches And Like. What Kind Of Metabolism

i'm minding my own business reading the wikipedia page list of sandwiches and like. what kind of metabolism did elvis possess holy shit


Tags
  • tyler-aint-real
    tyler-aint-real liked this · 1 month ago
  • r4gn0r0kk
    r4gn0r0kk liked this · 1 month ago
  • just-daveykins
    just-daveykins liked this · 1 month ago
  • superhgb
    superhgb liked this · 1 month ago
  • superhgb
    superhgb reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • gromborgmronguspin
    gromborgmronguspin liked this · 1 month ago
  • shiningdyingmoon
    shiningdyingmoon liked this · 1 month ago
  • goopygooberx3
    goopygooberx3 liked this · 1 month ago
  • eepysalamander
    eepysalamander reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • eepysalamander
    eepysalamander liked this · 1 month ago
  • lesbian-stu-macher
    lesbian-stu-macher reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • lesbian-stu-macher
    lesbian-stu-macher liked this · 2 months ago
  • dykechemical-romance
    dykechemical-romance liked this · 2 months ago
  • dykechemical-romance
    dykechemical-romance reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • cuntylittlemama
    cuntylittlemama liked this · 2 months ago
  • weemewon
    weemewon liked this · 2 months ago
  • enjustakelover0269
    enjustakelover0269 liked this · 2 months ago
  • antifreeeze
    antifreeeze liked this · 2 months ago
  • bovinebookbunnybandwidth
    bovinebookbunnybandwidth liked this · 2 months ago
  • fendolin
    fendolin reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • fendolin
    fendolin liked this · 2 months ago
  • meltheenbydragon
    meltheenbydragon liked this · 2 months ago
  • mysticalflowerblaze
    mysticalflowerblaze liked this · 2 months ago
  • lesmond
    lesmond reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • gagwholerunt
    gagwholerunt liked this · 2 months ago
  • idioticswitcher
    idioticswitcher liked this · 2 months ago
  • thatoneshinyrock
    thatoneshinyrock liked this · 2 months ago
  • the-random-phoenix
    the-random-phoenix liked this · 2 months ago
  • cecik-siren
    cecik-siren liked this · 2 months ago
  • elvis-hell
    elvis-hell reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • rose-whxre
    rose-whxre reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • rose-whxre
    rose-whxre liked this · 2 months ago
  • oliversideblogs
    oliversideblogs reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • algorithmpig
    algorithmpig liked this · 2 months ago
  • brucecampbellschin
    brucecampbellschin liked this · 2 months ago
  • eldermckinleyshelldream
    eldermckinleyshelldream liked this · 2 months ago
  • sunlitsoiree
    sunlitsoiree reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • sunlitsoiree
    sunlitsoiree liked this · 2 months ago
  • theoretically-questionable
    theoretically-questionable liked this · 2 months ago
  • gaburgerguy08
    gaburgerguy08 liked this · 2 months ago
  • inky-squid-art
    inky-squid-art liked this · 2 months ago
  • manicali
    manicali liked this · 2 months ago
  • jocyjabbers
    jocyjabbers liked this · 2 months ago
  • sillygoosezoru
    sillygoosezoru liked this · 2 months ago
  • 3bluesparkelycrayonz
    3bluesparkelycrayonz liked this · 2 months ago
  • as-intimidating-as-a-butterfly
    as-intimidating-as-a-butterfly reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • jitterclitter
    jitterclitter reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • spudkip
    spudkip liked this · 2 months ago
jimmydean37 - James "Jimmy" Dean
James "Jimmy" Dean

37th President of the United Zones. (or some gayass idiot, take your pick.)

109 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags