NEVER STOP PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE ELSES OC🫵

He’s not messing with you, Richie. Hope you come to your senses soon.🇺🇸

The Time Travel Approval Council reviews proposals for use of the organization’s time machine. For a proposal to be accepted it must either A) work towards or at least not he counter to one of the Council’s primary goals or B) otherwise improve the quality of life on Earth.

FAQ:

Q: Who are the members of the Council?

A: That’s classified.

Q: What are the primary goals of the Council?

A: 1) Ensure the time machine is/was developed. 2) Repair the friendship between @elvis-official and @nixon-official. The exact details are classified but the results of their rift will inevitably lead to catastrophe in the future. 4) Maintain the existence of the hellsite known as “Tumblr”. 5) Make sure some funny things happen throughout the timeline. As a treat.

Q: What about time travel paradoxes?

A: We solved all of those. Don’t worry about it.

this is one of my favourite videos ever i turned it into an mp3 and put it on my phone so i could listen to iy whenever i wanted

A very good choice. 🇺🇸

deandemocracy is my favorite monument mythos video

DAISY HAS DEFEATED THE EVIL DICK NIXON!

I am transfem, she/her pronouns, please!

I am a Communist! We shall defeat the bourgeoisie! WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

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I remember this post

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

All of the above. God Damn Donald Trump. 🇺🇸

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

American Dream:✅

I begin every work week telling myself this will finally be the week I do not humiliate myself with a regrettable blunder. I almost made it through this week without bringing myself shame, but shortly after beginning my shift, I spilled an entire pot of coffee on myself. I could feel my co-workers' eyes on me, and I felt the dread at what had become an occurrence at least once per week:

My co-workers began to circle me, closing in on me, and chanting, "You're not a real adult. You're not a real adult. You're not a real adult! You're not a real adult!"

I collapse to the floor as tears run down my cheeks. Maybe next week will be different.

mayo is the sauce of the aristocrat actually 👆

Well, you see, I’m not an “aristocrat”, per se. I’m an American just like you, who happens to run the country. 🇺🇸