This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
Richie, pal, God is God. They aren’t a gender, that’s a human thing. Unless you think yourself equal to god, I’d ignore the “she” or “he”. 🇺🇸
god is dead, i killed her myself
GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!!
reblog to make someone bisexual
I’ve been offline for hearing implant replacement, what happened? And, thank you, Richie.
@elvriska-official @jimmydean37
God Bless Freshwater Freaking It 🇺🇸
splatoon fans are like “you GOTTA listen to ‘freshwater freekin it’ that one is straight fire” and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end you’re absolutely furious because they’re right
okay, mod post, who the fuck is heating their tea on a fucking Stove???? Have none of you a Lighter? Perhaps a Candle? I know im a bit late, but…. What in the Fuck????
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
muthafuckin printer angel hell yeah
cmyk test pages r like angels to me
American Dream:✅
I begin every work week telling myself this will finally be the week I do not humiliate myself with a regrettable blunder. I almost made it through this week without bringing myself shame, but shortly after beginning my shift, I spilled an entire pot of coffee on myself. I could feel my co-workers' eyes on me, and I felt the dread at what had become an occurrence at least once per week:
My co-workers began to circle me, closing in on me, and chanting, "You're not a real adult. You're not a real adult. You're not a real adult! You're not a real adult!"
I collapse to the floor as tears run down my cheeks. Maybe next week will be different.
WERE YOU REALLY THE 37TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA????
Why, of course I was! Why do you ask? 🇺🇸
37th President of the United Zones. (or some gayass idiot, take your pick.)
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