Nobody made a mosquito Mahito joke yet and it’s saddening
A mosquito and Mahito fly into a bar.
The patrons put on bug spray and start swatting at the bug.
The mosquito flies out unharmed.
This is all I got in me unfortunately
from the bottom of my heart: just because something makes you uncomfortable doesn't mean it shouldn't be allowed to exist
God I love Click
“Things women in literature have died from”
(hehehwhehehew)
>;)))))
( you know who you are- /nm /silly < sorta )
( as I am a bastard who VERY MUCH KINS MILO- HELP- I LOOK LIKE AN ELF TO SOMEONE??? )
I screenshotted them because they made me laugh-
This was the REAL conversation WHAT-
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-Keep It Going Gang- chain
Ohhhhhhhhh- alr that's my bad, I apologize for that.
I thought you were asking about the user who was being complimented in the og question
From what I gather, bad bitch/mf means a girl/boy/person that looks super goood or they look really hot.
Male bee's dont have stinges?
Barry is trans confirmed?
(it was literally the first thought to come to mind)
also The Bee Movie seems quite afriad of female bee's it seems- despite the fact that Beee colonies and nature is quite dependant on the female species of animals (in terms of mitosis, not meiosis).
Boycott the Bee Movie again
yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
Ngl this is how I wanna go out
Shiu : You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Toji : Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in his own pool. Big difference.
Loser, 17, probably acoustic. Bunch of stuff that the lizard in my head screams out from time to time.
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