Nobody Made A Mosquito Mahito Joke Yet And It’s Saddening

Nobody made a mosquito Mahito joke yet and it’s saddening

A mosquito and Mahito fly into a bar.

The patrons put on bug spray and start swatting at the bug.

The mosquito flies out unharmed.

This is all I got in me unfortunately

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3 months ago

from the bottom of my heart: just because something makes you uncomfortable doesn't mean it shouldn't be allowed to exist

8 months ago

God I love Click

“Things women in literature have died from”

7 months ago

YOU'RE GONNA BE SOOOOO MADD

(hehehwhehehew)

>;)))))

YOU'RE GONNA BE SOOOOO MADD

YEAH BABY HE A REAL ELF NOWWWWA

HELP

ONE OF MY MOOTS STARTED WATCHING TRIBETWELVE,

AND THEY SAID MILO LOOKS LIKE AN ELF-

( you know who you are- /nm /silly < sorta )

I'M LAUGHING BUT I'M ALSO CRYING-

( as I am a bastard who VERY MUCH KINS MILO- HELP- I LOOK LIKE AN ELF TO SOMEONE??? )

I screenshotted them because they made me laugh-

This was the REAL conversation WHAT-

HELP
HELP

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9 months ago

🇵🇸 ‼️Hello, please share widely, Mohamed, family and children. I hope you are well. My name is Mohamed Atallah. I urgently need surgery on my left hand and to rebuild my home and my older sister Eman's home. I live with my parents, six sisters, a little girl named Malak and a little boy named Amir in northern Gaza. I created this link to fund a bone graft on my left hand that was hit by an explosive bullet, to rebuild our destroyed home and evacuate my family from Gaza to a safe place. And donate any amount for a safe life.. I would appreciate your help ❤️ Can you help in any way you can? Click on all the buttons on my wall, I beg you to visit my page, view it and donate via the link in my bio 💔 Donate and share widely 🆘🆘 Every euro makes a difference 🙏 I urge you to donate. Even the smallest amount can make a big difference. He doesn't just need to be evacuated with his family, he is in dire need of surgery! The IDF shot him in the arm with an explosive bullet. This is not normal. It's explosive. So he needs treatment immediately! Otherwise, he will get an infection and possibly amputate. We don't want that to happen, do we? So contribute! Make sure to retweet and share his story if you can't. Help my family. War is devastating. There is nothing left to live for. No schools, no universities, no home, no dreams. All dreams are shattered. I hope you can help before it's too late. @90-ghost has reviewed Mohammad's ID documents and messaged him too. Please share and contribute if you can. Feel free to repost on other platforms as well.🍉

-Keep It Going Gang- chain

8 months ago

Ohhhhhhhhh- alr that's my bad, I apologize for that.

I thought you were asking about the user who was being complimented in the og question

From what I gather, bad bitch/mf means a girl/boy/person that looks super goood or they look really hot.

A-SPEC PEOPLE

2 months ago

Male bee's dont have stinges?

Barry is trans confirmed?

(it was literally the first thought to come to mind)

also The Bee Movie seems quite afriad of female bee's it seems- despite the fact that Beee colonies and nature is quite dependant on the female species of animals (in terms of mitosis, not meiosis).

Boycott the Bee Movie again

jin-jamm-desu - Screaming Lizard Creations

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9 months ago

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

8 months ago

Ngl this is how I wanna go out

Shiu : You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Toji : Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in his own pool. Big difference.

jin-jamm-desu - Screaming Lizard Creations
Screaming Lizard Creations

Loser, 17, probably acoustic. Bunch of stuff that the lizard in my head screams out from time to time.

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