Thicc Spider Momma And Her Trophy Twink Be Like:

Ngl, your mom (w/ no offense given) uses the same logic as my friend's mom.

Didn't let him + his brother watch Spongebob because it was 'innapropriate' BUT STILL LET THEM WATCH FAMILY GUY of all things

like c'mon now (ToT)

Fun fact:

the reason our mother blocked us from watching SpongeBob was because she found it "obnoxious" (what she called on par with Caillou and Barney *things she found obnoxious, to be fair we also hold distaste for those shows... they never clicked with us...* ) and so she didn't let us watch it. Oh, and also apparently we did have access to it, she just hid it from us because she didn't want us to watch it.

She didn't want us to watch something because she found it annoying.

#marblehornetssoup

Theyre so stupid, love them

#youre preachijg to the choir #LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

I NEED TO EXUDE AS MUCH ELDRITCH TERROR AS POSSIBLE

i want eyeballs tattooed on my palms :)

Weird Dreams, Pt 1

All of these proceeding dreams are recurring- I don't remember when they happened

2 men have asked me(??) to be their wife in my dreams

(they believed i was their wife )

Lucas 😭💕

-blonde hair,

-sunken face,

-putple and white letterman jacket, runaway

-The L to (Patrick/Peter's) Light Yagami

(Only if L was a pushover)

- quiet, pensive, usually goes along with Patrick

- soft lips (??)

- held his head in his hands and cried when i took another bus to go home (we'd only known each other for a few hours)

- very easy to talk to, asked me good questions

- made my heart hurt with his vibes and smile

- it was craking dawn while we rode the bus, lights on

- i kept worrying about my siblings and why i was running away which made him sad (😭)

- looked beautiful in twilight (darkness with ambient bus light) and at dawn

- sat hella close to me (broad shoulders)

- literally everything to me (apparently)

(ngl Lucas in my dream is EERILY similar to a dude named Lucas who goes to my school (💀)- the irl Lucas is an asshole and transphobic so idk HOW he got into my dream but that's NOT!!!) who I'm thinking about)

Patrick

-Brown hair, squareish face,

-brown jacket and white shirt

-Alert

-loud enough,

-master planner,

-also a runnaway

-Wasn't too happy when i left (seemed distraught but didn't do anything)

- also talked a lot to me (there were no grown ups in sight except for the bus driver)

- midday was where he shined

- nervously happy puppy dog

- zoned out a couple of times

They didn't sit with each other

And i liked them both?

(I love lucas, I cried in my dream for him)

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Me reading books about gay people and getting flustered when the subtext homoeroticism becomes Front Text In Plain Sight Homoeroticism™

I don't listen to MCR btw

my chemical homoerotic subtext

My New Maxi Skirt AAAAAA

(guys I'm realizing why women in the 40s kept getting pregnant 😭💀)

Mmmm crunchy camera pics

the trans flag is literally so girlypop and cute

why dio people hate it?

#you guys just want me to be sad forever huh

Suguru Geto