Caitlyn: So, That’s My Plan.

Jayce, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me.

Vi: It’s cause your posture is all wrong and those shoes were made for smaller feet. We just need a bigger size.

Viktor, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK

Caitlyn rubbing her temples and sighing: What have I done to deserve this? Please tell me.

…

Caitlyn: GET OUT OF MY CLOSET. ALL OF YOU! NOW!

Jayce, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Viktor: A glass of water is an inanimate object.Therefore, it’s incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Like you in more ways than one.

Jayce: …

Jayce: Water you doing?

Jinx: People are always asking me if I am more of a morning person or a night person.

Jinx: And I’m just like, buddy! I’m barely even a person

Jinx: You … you saved me. You’re not a beast at all. YOU’RE A HERO, AN UGLY UGLY UGLY HERO!

Caitlyn: Call me ugly again, and maybe I’ll eat you.

Nancy: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Steve: Certainly, I’m as sure as I am honest

Robin: In that case, we’re definitely lost.

Jinx: I just ended a four year relationship.

Ekko: Oh, I’m sorry. Are you okay?

Jinx: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship

*Vi and Caitlyn fight from across the room*

Viktor: God, give me patience.

Jayce: I think you mean give me strength.

Viktor: If god gave me strength, you’d be dead.

Silco: What did you do with Vander’s body?

Sevika: What didn’t I do to Vander’s body?

Silco: …

Sevika: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

Caitlyn: That’s not fair, any idiot would know that.

Vi: I knew that!

Caitlyn: See!

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Please.