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Secrets suck

Jang Ha-ri x fem!reader

Warnings: None

Word count: 528

Everyone finds out you and Ha-ri are dating

People think that having a secret relationship is fun, the thrill of being almost caught is fun, but people not knowing that you're taken or your girlfriend is, is in fact not fun. People asking to take one of us out on dates is quite awkward, and my girlfriend can get very jealous easily. Don't get me wrong I do too but I keep quiet about it most of the time and she's quite loud about it.

We were all currently sitting in the gym's storage room which was surrounded by zombies. Everyone was hungry, dehydrated and made me wish I couldn't breathe. It was actually quiet for a while until Dae-su got up and went in front of my girlfriend.

“I… I think you're the perfect girl” he starts to talk and everyone looks up at him like he was crazy and Wu-jin was vocal about it “What? You freak.” but that didn't stop him from going on about what he was talking about.”I watched you when you were shooting your arrows, I saw you train every morning. I went to every tournament and cheered for you, caught myself calling you ‘copper beauty’ a few times. I really liked you for a few years” Yea, that was my breaking point.

I got up and started walking to Dae-su “Now.. I wanna be a man not a-” “Hey Dae-su, are you okay with dying?” I asked, making him turn around “huh, what do you me-” he didn't get to finish because i started hitting him. People started faintly telling me to stop while others were cheering for me.

He went behind the basket holding the balls so I couldn't get to him, so instead I picked up the volleyballs and basketballs and threw them at him while he tried to cover himself with the basket. I felt a pair of hands wrap around my waist pulling me back, I turned my head around seeing my girlfriend laughing a little bit and then everyone looked at us confused but also amused.

I felt her leaning in to whisper something in my ear “You didn't have to hit him gorgeous” I could feel her smirk without even having to look at her. “But I did, he was confessing his love to my girlfriend” I said, pouting a bit. “No one knows we're dating it's not his fault” I guess she was right but she gets jealous a lot and shows it all the time?

“So… what's going on here?” Su-hyeok asks. “Nothing much honestly just my girlfriend being jealous” Ha-ri says, making the others' expressions change and a bunch of them were smiling “You're dating a junior? She's basically a kid” Mi-jin says scoffing. I look up at her “You literally were just flirting with me yesterday”.

Ha-ri looks up at Mi-jin in the eyes with a straight face and walks over to her putting her hand onto her shoulder. “I am going to kill you” Ha-ri says with a slight laugh making the others laugh again except for me. “Im serious” Then Ha-ri was hitting Mi-jin over and over again, but hey at least it's not a secret anymore.

gojo reminds me of 2010 justin bieber

they’re literally the same person HELP

modern social media should stop offering “sync with your phone contacts to follow them” options and start offering “block all your phone contacts so they never see your account” options

I just be traveling in tumblr with these fics. Cause how the hell did I get to dabi shit. I don’t even watch my hero academia or ever looked it up before in my life 💀

୧ *·˚Sisters Best Friend

Word count: 1.05k

Warnings: Angst.

Choerry wants to reveal your relationship with her members and yours. Though you’re worried , which leads to argument.

You loved being an Idol with your group truly , though you had to admit you loved being a MC more. Mostly because of her… Yerim, the best girlfriend honestly. If it wasn’t for you accepting the offer to become a MC by your manager you would have never met her , even though your sister is a part of Loona.

Though it was odd, every time you went to hang out with older sister Jinsoul and her members. Choerry was never there with you, she always had something to do, always busy. When you two first met during the side job you really hit it off like a spark appeared. Dating her is the best thing ever to you , the thing is… no one knew you two were dating, not even your sister.

So there you two were sitting in the vacant dressing room with your head on Choerrys lap about 30 minutes before you went on air. “Y/N.. I think we should maybe tell your members and my members about us” Yerim says, running her fingers through your hair. You look up at her and shake your head “No, I don’t think that’s a good idea you don’t know how they’ll react.. How my sister would”.

“Come on y/n I literally live with your sister and I have for a long time, I think I have a good idea of how she would react” She replies smiling and giggling. “You may think you know but it could go another way, You don’t know” You sit up. Then the giggling stoops and her smile drops “Why do you always do this!? Every Time I bring up wanting to tell the people that are closest to us about our relationship!” Choerry slightly yells.

“Because, not everything is going to have a positive outcome” You yell back. Choerry gets up and starts walking towards the door “All I want is to be able to be comfortable with you around the people we see everyday and kiss you in front of them” She pushes her tongue on the inside of her cheek “Actually you know what, I'm not dealing with this.” As she opens the door one of the workers is there with a smile on her face telling both of you it’s time to go on air.

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Let’s just say that was one of the worst MC shows you’ve done. You both kept it professional of course but you could feel the tension, see it. But that was almost a week ago and you two still haven’t talked. She’s been ignoring your calls, texts, everything. But you'll be seeing her later today due to your group's comeback and being the MC.

You’re whole group got out the car and started walking inside to the dressing room. Everyone was talking and laughing, having a good time except you. “Hey I don’t think you heard us, we’re going to the cafe to get some food before the staff come, coming?” One of your members ask .

You shake your head “I’m not hungry, I ate before we came here” She nodded her head and then they all left out of the room and not soon later you heard a knock on the door and told them to come in. It was none other than your big sister Jinsoul. “Hi unnie what’s up?” You ask her as you put your phone down.

“Did you and Choerry get into a fight or something..?” You look at her confused for a bit “What do you mean?”. She sat down next to you “Well on the show last Sunday you two weren’t like how you usually are and then after she was acting off and being a bit more quiet and then she said something about you not being true”. Then the memories came back to you.

It actually clicked that you and Yerim had an argument and haven’t talked for a week. Then the tears started to come down your face slowly. “What’s wrong, what happened?” Jinsoul says as she pulls you into a hug. “Last Sunday before we got on air me and Choerry had this fight because I didn’t want to tell you and my members….” You paused for a moment feeling the salty tears on your face as more well up in your eyes. “I didn’t want to tell you guys that we were dating”

Jinsoul loks down at you “Why wouldn’t you want to?” She asks genuinely confused. “Because I was afraid of how you would react” She laughs a bit and wipes your tears. “Oh gosh y/n, i’ll always support your relationships even if you’re dating one of my best friends”. You looked up and rubbed your eyes and hesitated a bit “Really? Then… I really messed up didn't I”.

“Yeah you did, But I’ll tell Choerry to meet you after the show okay? I got to go now though. Love you” “Love you too”

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It was now after the show and you were walking in the hallway behind the stage alone. When you turn the corner you accidentally bump into someone. “Sorry” you quickly mubble out until you look and see that it’s Yerim. “I was looking for you” She says awkwardly. You let out a deep breath and start talking “Uhm yeah… well I told my sister we were dating, which you probably already know. But I just wanted to say that I'm sorry … really, I was being a bitch, and we can tell your members and my members if you still want to”.

Yerim just looked at you with a straight face, until a smile appeared on it and she grabbed your hands and kissed you connecting your lips. This went on for a while until you both pulled apart for air. “I love you so much” She says while she covers your face with kisses. No need to hide it from the members anymore.. looks like you forgot the hallways have cameras as well.. At least no more hiding it at all?

A/N: It’s not proofread yet but it will be later