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does anybody want to have a homoerotic fist fight until one of us dies im severely bored tonight

AITA for stealing my boyfriend's soul?

so I (26 M) have somehow gotten a curse where the phrase 'you are what you eat' is very literal. I dont know how I got it, but I blame my boyfriend. I was a potato for a while, then a carrot, and then I was a pig. I was fine with the different forms, but ah, you see, I'm a vegetarian, and my pig form is really embarrassing. So, i tricked my boyfriend (28 M) into signing a contract that gave me rights to his soul, and then I tricked him into going into what was a juicing machine, and then.. well, I ate his soul. He's not too mad at me, but others are saying that that's not great thing to do to your boyfriend and so now I’m worried. am I actually the asshole in this situation?

Update: oh shoot I forgot to make a throwaway account for this

Update 2: i have suddenly grown very many eyes. I think this is karma

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comments:

iaccount: wait, you ate a pig?? what happened to peace love and plants?

scarrrred4life: I trick people into selling me their souls all the time. NTA

gman: oops sorry about that haha

tekvariety: LMAO deserved

do it scared. do it vaguely uncomfortable. do it mysteriously damp

“something else” [part 1] [part 2] [part 3]

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🔁rightintomyheart 💗🎼

How much of this shit do I have to learn from tumblr dot com what do you MEAN Love Händel is just??? Coming back?

🔁wannahavefunfunfun👩‍🎤follow

Op casually leaving out that the entire thing has been organized by Lindana’s children

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HUH?

🔁rightintomyheart💗🎼follow

Just to clarify you mean like. THE Lindana. As in the pop star from the 80s.

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I do! Bobbi (who has been running a hair salon since the band’s breakup) updated the website saying he’ll be out for a reunion concert. And that he was convinced after speaking with two kids—Phineas and Ferb Flynn-Fletcher, who want them to come back to perform at their mother, Linda’s anniversary.

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Ohhh so nepotism 🙄

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No, not nepotism. You guys don’t get to hate on these kids, they’re super cool. They came into my shop & asked me to perform for their parents. They made no mention of their mom being Lindana. We’re literally prepping for the concert right now and I just learned this from tumblr. Had to fact check it with Bobbi. Point is, at no point did they try to leverage their mom’s fame. They genuinely just wanted to do something sweet for their parents. I doubt they even thought to try and use their mother’s status. They simply explained how passionate their parents were about the band.

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DANNY?

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Ok so tonight we have learned:

Love Handel is coming back

Lindana’s children asked them to come back

Lindana’s kids apparently don’t even realize the implications of their mom having previously been famous

Danny of Love Handël uses tumblr

Danny ALSO is getting his news from tumblr

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#also I did some digging #and like #her kids also wrote gitchee gitchee goo??!! #but then just #never did music again #and again did Not mention their mom

HELLO??

abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao

When you wake up next to him in the middle of the night with your head in your hands, you're nothing more than his wife

they fucked in that rv

I'm so happy to see them again...