If Anyone Has A SIMPLE Minecraft Mod Idea I’m Open To Suggestions

Free* House!!!!!

(*one (1) savage beating per month)

one must imagine sisyphus having good work-life balance

this STI got me feeling pro life

the saddest part of henry kissinger dying is that i didn’t get to kill him myself

*david attenborough voice* little is known about the nesting habits of wizards although they do seem to prefer the austere solitude of towers

aren’t viagra blue pills?

The Matrix is both an ERP system and an ERP system

*waking up at 3am to eat shredded cheese out of the fridge like an animal*: rise and grind

we run this block, got the steel on

fits to sick, know the plague comin’ on

let’s go — minstrel barnabus!

knights gettin raptured

priests be embattled

dick so divine it’s part of the papacy

haters crusading

damsels be chasing’

god i’m so royal they call me ur majesty

but it’s much more than noise (uh)

my swordplay got poise (uh)

if you siege my castle, know you best watch out for the boys (uh)

(etc.)

💀💀💀💀

the italian grandma seems to be arguing in favour of packing as light as possible and so the conversation has turned to a detailed discussion of optimizing the folding of laundry

currently listening to an irate italian grandma rant to her friends about trip planning while i take the scotrail from inverness to aviemore

there’s no such thing as free willy