Yeah

They call me J.R.R Jelqing, on account of me being a big Tolkien fan. Also I can oft be found in my study jelqing just like the old masters.

what is the name of the kink where you cuddle up with someone and they look into ur eyes and tell u they love you 🥺

*david attenborough voice* little is known about the nesting habits of wizards although they do seem to prefer the austere solitude of towers

hey babe are u the modern conception of the grind because damn are you bad for my mental health

rush hour 2 is my favourite documentary

can’t wait to stare longingly and lustfully into the eyes of my royal advisor in court tn

me: … and like why is the AI revolution about automating art not labor?

dad (professional artist): well, we’ve gotta steal from the people we always steal from first, first.

the italian grandma seems to be arguing in favour of packing as light as possible and so the conversation has turned to a detailed discussion of optimizing the folding of laundry

currently listening to an irate italian grandma rant to her friends about trip planning while i take the scotrail from inverness to aviemore

the existence of a parameter space implies that you could like hang out there and maybe have a good time but you can’t and thats sad ;(