Brb Gonna Drink Glow Stick Sauce And Break My Arm To See If It Glows

beyblade backshots?

bpd is my psychic ability

tech bro stuck on the freeway in a phone call be like: “traffic is bearish today, boss”

gonna throw strip poker with the boys tonight ;)

i don’t got that dog in me anymore.

he got put down.

anyway — im probably gonna stay in the weekend to finish up some paperwork and wait for death.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. The silence is deafening.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require you to create an account on the company website. You leave a trail of ghost accounts that will be used once and never again. You never receive a response.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but it's so rare for you to receive any response that you forget to check the website and you miss the time.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but you don't know the magic words that signal to the esoteric mind of an interviewer that you're fit for the job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer e-mails you saying that 'unfortunately, you do not have the qualifications we are looking for'. You check the job again and see you applied to be a menial labourer.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require a car. No one stops to ask how you're supposed to afford one with no job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers a job. The commute makes you want to die in your sleep.

You call the HR manager for the workplace in hopes of arranging an interview more directly. They don't even have an answering machine.

Employers complain that no one wants to work anymore.

secret technique: public urinal no jutsu

*visibly disheveled and with a black eye* hello youtube! welcome to part 2 of asking MMA fighters to talk with their inside voices.

i’m the workedshop. straight up “torquing it”. and but “it”, haha well. let’s justr say. my nuts.

linked-in too

are you unemployed? has it been a while since youve thought about killing yourself? dont worry, indeed dot com can change one of those things