“it’s Not About You And Me. It’s About Us” I Say To The Tailgating F150 Behind Me As I Stomp

they howl like scared dogs

the hatred in the comments of dash cam videos is unmatched.

how do they decide who gets aux at airports?

can’t wait to booze cruise in the jetsons family car tonight.

hannah montana linux is secular temple os

she dask on my array until i chunk

one must imagine sisyphus having a rewarding career

one must imagine sisyphus locking in

so you’re telling me this guy is named “sissy fist”? and the gods are forcing him to play with balls? forever?

undortunately, spock might actually be a little cringe :(

I met Spock and he thought I was cringe. :’(((

leaving sacramento:

someone is afraid to use their toes

I'm feeling primal, I should devour a Costco rotisserie chicken with my hands