Me Gettin Comfy In My Alien Friend Greebus’s Spaceship On The Way To Zorbaz 5

mewed so hard i threw up

*wiping the compression artifacts off my face* mmmm another long day in the jpeg mines

i think that guy from the saw movies would respect disability resource center accommodations

ahh the great outdoors :)

(((​you should tell him about the galactic federation of light)))

ive got 99 problems and hiking 45 miles with someone i met hiking the cdt who seems normal at first turns out to be schizophrenic and thinks people are following him because he broke up with his girlfriend 13 years ago and "she cant get over it" and now she sends people across the country to harass him so that he will get back together with her turns out to be one of them

secret technique: public urinal no jutsu

being horny on main leads to horny jail

being romantic on main deserves real life prison

one must imagine sisyphus having a rewarding career

one must imagine sisyphus locking in

so you’re telling me this guy is named “sissy fist”? and the gods are forcing him to play with balls? forever?

this STI got me feeling pro life