Just Had A Surprisingly Good And Only Moderately Overpriced Burger On The Sales Force Anti Homeless Bench

she dask on my array until i chunk

why didn’t jesus just go on ssris?

— my kinsey scale seven friend

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“What about ‘though shall not kill,’” I ask, cautiously reaching for my own firearm.

“You’re thinking of christianity,” the monk says. “And anyway, I know my god wouldn’t mind making an exception for a few Nazis.”

“Violence is never the answer,” the monk says, pumping a shotgun. “But you don’t always have to be right.”

“still crazy” has wonderful emotional lyrics and then an absolutely toe-curling sax solo. that’s S tier stuff right there.

Paul Simon will write some gut-wrenching bars about love and loss and the next verse will be like “so I’m a-walkin’ down the street”

hey babe are u the modern conception of the grind because damn are you bad for my mental health

who backshots the backshotters?

she brush on my Z till i’m textured

the speed racer movie is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of cinema of all time

Citing “person et al” is giving band name. Like me and the besties sciencing together <3