Human: Deal.

Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The eeb that deebs, the blorb that plinks!

’Twas Tumblr, and the slithy memes Did bode and call out on the dash: Fucken WIMDY were the shitpost streams, And of things was the trash.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The eeb that deebs, the blorb that plinks! Beware of Shittos Glup, and shun Bendlebick Cumperdincks!”

He took his discourse sword in hand; Long time the chungus foe he sought— So rested he in the ball pit (free!) And sat awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish (derogatory) thought he sat, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came GIFfling through the old group chat, And hurgled as it came!

UWU! UWU! And through and through The discourse blade went "Um, actually, the Jabberwock is coded as friendly because 'eyes of flame' means red and orange, and those are warm and inviting colors according to 'color theory', which I guess you haven't heard of and don't understand." He left it dead, and with its head He man car door hook hand.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boi! O #frabjousday! Sounds fake but okay!” He reblogged in his joy.

’Twas Tumblr, and the slithy memes Did bode and call out on the dash: Fucken WIMDY were the shitpost streams, And all of us were trash.

Concept:

Arthur and his knights and Merlin wake up on an island without knowing how they got there.

The only hint they have is a parchment with a name on it. They have to find that person to get out.

Arthur has to find a guy names Emrys.

Gwaine has to find Dragoon.

Percival the last Dragonlord.

Elyan the king of the druids.

Lancelot has to find the god of magic.

Leon has to find the Dolma.

Etc. Etc .

And Merlin?

Merlin has two tasks: one side says: find Merlin. The other says: run.

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

Words from On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous by Ocean Vuong

Hat ein bisschen gedauert ^^ ein neuer Fall für unsere 3 lieblings Detektive

I am now upset again, because the catholic church is literally the worst.

Just went on an emotional roller-coaster ride learning about Joan of Arc (Jeanne d'Arc)

Anyone else has the feeling that Merlin was the introvert and Arthur (even if unwillingly) was the extrovert who adopted him? (and so it is with Bradley and Colin???)

Rainy season

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I have this sorta stupid headcanon about when Arthur tries to promote merlin to like court sorcerer or something, and Merlin has a moment of panic and refuses the promotion and is all "I don't want power Arthur,I've already told you I'm proud to serve you till the day I die" or sommate and Arthur is all "after all you've done for Camelot for me for our kingdom I can't allow you to lurk in the shadows anymore, besides this way you won't have to sneak away to do your magic what not and all that and you can actually take the time to work on it, just let me promote you" and Merlin is still refusing till finally Arthur gives him The Look™ and just asks finally "merlin, tell me, what's really going on?"

And Merlin just very sheepishly admits that he doesn't like the idea of someone else doing all the things he does now.

He doesn't like that someone else is going to Stoke the fire at night, because that's always when he find Arthur up way too late and asks what's wrong and they talk about the stress of running the kingdom and how he secretly misses Morgana and how worried he is about the Knight who hasnt returned from watch.

And he doesn't want someone else to be riding by arthur’s side or to help him dress in the morning or write his speeches, doesn’t want them there in all the simple moments that always bonded them