I Love This Entire Piece

At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

I am so fucking mad that I am STILL craving energy drinks

I had to quit drinking them cause even the smallest redbull gave me what I can only describe a literal mini heart attacks

Like I suddenly couldn't breathe and then realized my heart wasn't beating and then it was and everything hurt

That was from the smallest can

Thus I had to complete stop drinking them yes I tried other brands same result not a fun time OVER 2 YEARS AGO

so why am I still getting cravings for them????? Whats the point????

I once bought 11 boxes of girl scout cookies (thin mints and lemonades) and hid them in my room cause me and my mom both go feral for them.

I found the last box a few months ago and I bought them in 2015.

Living with my parents again is weird. I find myself doing things like quietly hoarding goats cheese

Happy Valentines day my beloved deranged mutuals

rb to give your mutuals a silly little paper valentine card and a red heart shaped lollipop 💖

the notes are broken 😂

I need a man to break my back like a glow stick

Not even in a horny way

In a “my back hurts please help me pop the bones” way

Nature is beautiful. Or is it destructive? Humanity is destructive. Or is it beautiful? Tree or Explosion cloud. Your mood decides.

i just realized that the last like 7 hours of separate movie dissections has been on 1.5x speed and i don’t know when that happened and i only realized when i went to turn captions back on cause for some reason they turn off randomly

I'm at an interview for a job and they have an office dog! She's so cute and sweet and omg