Not Trying To Spread Hate Or Anything But The One Thing I Hate About Tumblr Is That It's Full Of Cats.

If your workout playlist is NOT a rock workout playlist with AC/DC and the like than it must include the song “Pump It” by the Black Eyed Peas. I will be taking no criticism; these are the rules. 

hey reblog if you believe that having a different romantic orientation than your sexual orientation is perfectly okay and valid. i want to see something.

Death comes for us all but death cums for Agatha lol

AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.07 Death's Hand in Mine

When a dictator and a revolutionary fall in love (a poem)

She's fiery, she's passionate. To him that's hot. She's smart and stimulating She has big bold dreams.

He doesn't mind. He's a benevolent dictator after all. And he needs an impressive left hand at his side.

He's charming and exciting. To her that's hot. He's intelligent and funny He has a remarkable power to understand and sway people.

She doesn't mind. He's only a benevolent dictator after all (how dangerous is that?) She needs a powerful personality to build support for the revolution.

She is idealism. He is reality. Both are brilliant...in opposite realms. After sex, laughter, and stimulating conversation, this looks like balance. Like shared goals.

Until she wants to destroy the world order and he wants to rule it.

As agendas shift they strain each other. He won't back her radical schemes. She won't fall in line with his regime.

They tried to break it off like diplomats, but alas neither of them were. They're a dictator and a revolutionary. Natural enemies, no matter how similar.

There was a spark, there was a flame and they thought they were fighting their battles together. But when it all went up in smoke they look up and saw the bombs they launched at each other.

Hear me out. a political show like House of Cards but instead of it being about a cunning politician manipulating the system for power it's about a confused politician who accidentally gets involved in politics, isn't super passionate, doesn't know what's happening, but somehow stumbles their way to the presidency. All the other politicians and this character are absolutely fucking baffled.

No spoilers I promise! But I just saw Black Widow and it was so good!!!! All the new characters they added are interesting, it's funny, it's interesting, there's action, and fascinating interpersonal relationships! It's possibly one of the betrer movies in the mcu (which is saying something because the mcu movies are awesome). It's so great to finally see an action/superhero movie with multiple female main characters that's as good if not better than similar movies featuring male characters!

Parallels between Tommy Boy and Thor: Ragnarok

- adoptive brothers with black cat and golden retriever energy

- some argument over inheriting the family business (throne of Asgard and Callahan auto parts respectively)

- brothers don’t shake hands, brothers gotta hug

- the brothers learn to actually work together/like each other 

Tier Ranking of Comedy TV That I’ve Watched

A Tier-my faves: The Good Place, New Girl, 30 Rock, Scream Queens

B Tier- I was invested and entertained, always happy to watch: Tacoma FD, The Mindy Project, Boy Meets World, The Goldbergs, Fresh off the Boat, Modern Family, Blackish, Superstore

C+: Brooklyn 99 (might be higher if I watched more)

C Tier-good shows to throw on when there’s nothing else to watch but I don’t particularly like it:The Office, Parks and Rec, Miracle Workers, Those Who Can’t Do, Suburbia

C-: Scrubs 

D+: Friends (not a D because of the theme song and also its iconicness), My Name is Earl

D Tier- I watched a couple episodes, not a huge fan/didn’t hold my attention: Shrill (this show would be higher in the ranking if I were ranking it as a drama), Good Girls, Angie Tribeca

Rebloggin this post to open it up to discussion and suggestions

Tier Ranking of Comedy TV That I’ve Watched

A Tier-my faves: The Good Place, New Girl, 30 Rock, Scream Queens

B Tier- I was invested and entertained, always happy to watch: Tacoma FD, The Mindy Project, Boy Meets World, The Goldbergs, Fresh off the Boat, Modern Family, Blackish, Superstore

C+: Brooklyn 99 (might be higher if I watched more)

C Tier-good shows to throw on when there’s nothing else to watch but I don’t particularly like it:The Office, Parks and Rec, Miracle Workers, Those Who Can’t Do, Suburbia

C-: Scrubs 

D+: Friends (not a D because of the theme song and also its iconicness), My Name is Earl

D Tier- I watched a couple episodes, not a huge fan/didn’t hold my attention: Shrill (this show would be higher in the ranking if I were ranking it as a drama), Good Girls, Angie Tribeca