Hey Google How Do I Unlove Someone For My Own Well Being

“rival” is just code for love interest 

Fyodor Dostoevsky, from The Idiot

Omg, I should go to McDonalds more

pussy so good he forgets about his gods-given quest

If by some miracle sweet potato Hitler doesn't win come the end of the week, this won't be necessary, but should he win here are some of the first things to be aware of or do.

If you know a trans person, no you don't. Respect them as best you can in private but you know nothing in public.

Be aware that TikTok will likely be banned, find new platforms to spread information. Fuck Twitter and what ever tiktok replacement he's working on.

Learn to Garden, even in winter so you can feed yourself should prices skyrocket

Get an air purifier. The Clean Air Act is likely to be stripped of its power with the EPA deregulated, air quality is going to suffer

Should you have kids, try to supplement history/social studies education. That's the first place they will attack, if you need help ask, history teacher will help

Try and do what you can to be aware of your health before January.

Help one another. That's the best way we can move forward and make change in the future.

The discus was fucking deadly and homophobic what the hell?? TWO different gay lovers of 2 different gods killed by a fucking metal frisbee?? And then both dudes were turned into purple and yellow flowers??

Also imagine being the fastest god and not being fast enough to save your boyfriend. Imagine being the god of medicine and not being able to heal your boyfriend. Fucking tragic.

if you’re not ending your emails with “kill me! your slave and enemy,” then what are you doing with your life

Darling is such a faggy word thank you language for giving us this

ty for the tag @atlas-72!! :DD

(absolutely love your music taste btw- CAUSE IT’S NO LONGER YOUUUUU)

retagging @eggginabagg + anyone else who wants to join in feel free!! don’t be shy :3

Thanks for the tag bestie !! @umbreonwolfy

no pressure tags: @melonkka @danifart @jadedpoets @thegrumpyjournalist @clarabowmp3 @astrariums @tolerateit @lingering-sunrise @this-love-is-delicate @redwidow616 @animallover4000 @coffeeisaritual @rocketsaurus @closetoyou-pdf

@powderedsnow320

I love it when my espresso machine tells me that it's done heating up the water, and then I pull the shot of espresso and it's cold

Like bitch you had one job