Those Seemingly Endless Waits In Hospitals….

For k__r__xx on Twitter of her reversed arranged marriage au because I read "prince Sanji gets forcibly married off to a corrupt earl then has a forbidden love affair with the man's bodyguard" blacked out and woke up to this comic having drawn itself

Greed

Oh, is this a read-between-the-lines-anogram??

“Viktor! Be my best friend and lab partner for life!”

Rearranged: “Viktor! Let’s be boyfriends and life partners!”

I can see why Viktor agreed so easily.

I love zoro how I love my men, fictional 😂

AGAIN???

yes

Skin Care

Illustration for Cup rune over by amazing surveycorpsjean on ao3 <3

If you haven't read this story yet... What are you waiting for, GO READ IT NOW

I've noticed more and more in public bathrooms that people skip the handwash and just take a squirt of hand sanitizer from wall dispensers on the way out. hand sanitizer is NOT effective against most things that come out of your ass. i cannot stress this enough. i'm begging y'all. please. please please please please please use the soap.

i'm out here immunosupressed fighting for my life to not get naturally selected while people around me touch a public toilet handles and walk back to their tables to immediately eat a burger

asl but i bent their genders