Kid, Law, Killer, Marco Dirty Talks In Bed

Headcannons//Christmas Evening With Them

a: the biggest headcannon I ever wrote on one piece so far. *pun intended. There'll be a collaboration with together so they're pretty much combined, anyways got to go I need to prepare to food for later 12am, Happy Holidays Everyone!

includes: ace, kidd, law, luffy, nami, robin, sabo, sanji, shanks, zoro

*Collaboration: ASL Brothers // Robin & Nami, Kidd & Law

warnings/tags: none ! Modern AU!

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ASL BROTHERS

A complete chaos, Well mostly Luffy who would get excited and goofy setting the Christmas Tree and wanting to decorate it badly (Result: It's a disaster), Sabo and Ace were fighting on the background on who'll received the most highest exam score on their Chemistry and Math final examination score but after one hour they gave up and helped on preparing the decor

“Get out of my way” “No YOU get out of my way” Sabo and Ace would bicker while preparing the food to be placed on the table, Meanwhile Luffy will began to eat all of the food and will scold Luffy to not eat all of it. You will have to stop their fights but they won't listen at all

In the end, Garp when he came home he punch the three's head; Which result a swollen and they 'tried' to fix themselves to not receive the fist of love anymore

KID AND LAW

If you put a quiet and a loud man in one room what will happen? A fight. Kid wants to have a competition with Law to see who's the best at decorating the Christmas gifts which Law tried to ignore his challenge but secretly accepted it

They will test it out by challenging who has the best gift wrapping, You'll just laugh at their stupidity. Though Law will win with Kid being the worst one but you won't tell that.

Kid will be awkward when saying the simple “Merry Christmas” and it will take him many minutes or hours to finally say it. Law would be casual at it though

ROBIN AND NAMI

They're the most chilled out of everyone, Robin would cook while you help Nami decor the living room. There's one moment why you had bought lots of decors. Because more decors= more money

Robin will use you as her taste tester and ask if the food was too bitter, sweet, sour, etc. Robin would definitely tease you by her being the one who'll feed you and “Open wide” which will cause you to be embarrassed

Receiving hugs from them will be like as if an angel hugged you, They had the most soft and loving hugs! Nami would nuzzle her cheeks with yours and Robin putting her head on your shoulder (when in sitting position, them on opposite side of you)

SANJI

Christmas with him?= *chefs kiss, He's a best cook of course the table is full of his delicious meal, He'll be in his 'love mode' when you compliment his cooking

You want to do a work too but he keep on refusing and he will do the decorations also, The only thing you had done is basically washing the dishes

Watching the fireworks with him when it lit up while hugging each other close, He'll be warm and his face will have his smile which feels like an innocent person

SHANKS

He's too bored to do everything, Even if you want to he'll pout and mutter “it's alright you don't love me anymore” so the house may end up not designed

Shanks is fine if the house is nor designed, There isn't much food as long as he can cuddle with you and have you with him to complete the year he would be happy

It ended up with you two just ordering for a food and take a small stroll on the snowy park and might do a 'little entertainment' with him

ZORO

Same as Shanks, but won't really mind you preparing for the Christmas and will help if you're struggling of reaching the top

Zoro will buy many liquor. But since you said to limit what he buy he just bought two of it one for him and the other for you two to share

The Christmas with him may be boring and bland but he's happy to spend another Christmas with you two still together and loving each other

Advanced Merry Christmas for those who live in the West!!❤️

PSA regarding tumblr’s latest Censorship Nightmare

For those of you who haven’t seen this announcement, tumblr recently made some changes to the iOS version of the app, purportedly to comply with Apple’s content guidelines. These changes took effect on Dec 21, starting in version 22.5.1 of the iOS app. As some of you may recall, Apple’s strict guidelines were the driving force for the infamous Great Purge of 2018, which coincidentally also happened around this time of year, but it seems banning all of the female-presenting nipples wasn’t good enough for Apple.

Below is a summary of the important changes. Note that these changes technically ONLY affect those using the iOS app. If you’re accessing tumblr through a different app or operating system (Google Chrome, Android app, etc) it won’t affect you directly but it will affect your followers who use iOS so you should definitely be aware of it.

The list of banned tags has been expanded. As before, there’s no way to know which words or phrases have been banned until you try searching for them, in which case you’ll either get no search results or the following message: “This content has been hidden because of potentially suggestive or explicit content.” You may think this doesn’t concern you if you don’t post explicit material, but do not make the mistake of expecting the banned tags to be logical or reasonable. I’ve already encountered multiple completely innocuous posts (random fandom gifsets) that seem to be hidden on iOS for no discernible reason.

Blogs that have been flagged as explicit can no longer be viewed. Previously, flagged blogs just had their posts hidden from searches, but if you knew the username you could still visit it after clicking through a warning about sensitive content. Now you can’t access it at all.

Likes and reblogs from blogs that have been flagged will no longer show up in your notes. This one won’t affect most people’s user experience as much as the others, but it does mean you may be missing notes. It’s unclear if likes and reblogs from flagged blogs will still count towards the overall note total (and only be missing from the activity feed and note viewer) but I suspect that’s the case.

THE BIG ONE: ANY POST TAGGED WITH A BANNED TAG WILL NO LONGER SHOW UP ON YOUR DASHBOARD. Previously, if you tagged a post with a banned word or phrase (even if the words were used inside another tag), that post would not show up in searches, but your followers would still be able to see it on their dashboard. Now those posts are hidden from your own followers as well. This includes both original posts and reblogs. And if that wasn’t bad enough, here’s the real kicker: even if you don’t tag something with one of the banned words, if the OP used a banned tag, any reblogs of that post will not show up on anyone’s dashboard (on the iOS app). The only saving grace here, and I hate to even call it that, is that the blocked posts are still visible if you visit a blog directly or if you have post notifications turned on.

As usual, tumblr was extremely unclear and evasive about all of this in their official announcement. Not surprising, of course, since if more people were aware of these new draconian tactics I can’t imagine there wouldn’t be more of an uproar about it. Tumblr claims that these changes are somewhat temporary and that they are currently working on something that will allow for a less restricted iOS experience, but they refuse to say what that something is and when it will be implemented. And let’s just say, considering their track record, I’m not hopeful.

All of this is horrible and infuriating for many reasons, but the worst part is how insanely counterproductive it is to creating the “safe” environment tumblr (or more specifically Apple) supposedly wants.

Tags have always been used for both blog organization and filtering purposes. Tagging posts with triggers and content warnings is a common practice that gives users the ability to filter out content they may find upsetting or just don’t don’t want to see for whatever reason. By choosing to ban a bunch of unlisted “sensitive content” tags, all they’re doing is encouraging people who want to share that kind of content to come up with alternative less well-known tags or simply not tag that content at all anymore if they want it to show up on their follower’s dashboards, thereby making it more likely for someone to encounter it when they didn’t want to.

So really, with all of the alleged concern for safety and “protecting the children,” all they’ve done is make tumblr less safe for everyone. Typical.

THIS IS TOO GREAT

think about zoro blushing

Zoro's Birthday Surprise ~

tw: suggestive language. The video HAS audio. It's from Thriller Bark, I just cropped the scene and added blush to his cheeks.

wc: 800~

It’s rare for the swordsman to blush, to even react at others... Yet every time you touch him he does. Even the slightest touch, the stealthiest graze. He jolts, and his tanned cheeks turn into fire. The red tint that covers his nose balances perfectly his cuteness with his toughness.

A nervous cough escapes his mouth if you simply bump him with your shoulder… Not even booze makes his skin turn as crimson as your touch.

“Happy birthday, Zoro!”

Another birthday with the crew, and even if he doesn’t smile he is so deeply happy, he feels so lucky to have you all. The guys have given him booze, a lot of. Sanji has baked a cake for him made entirely of rice and king sea meat. Brook plays pretty melodies over the deck of the Thousand Sunny Go. The moonshine over you is enough to light up the whole Grand line, it looks like ice… like an ice moon. As icy as his steel eyes, as icy as his countenance.

Yet, just one of your touches could make his ice melt as fast as the blink of an eye…

“Zoro-kun, happy birthday” you grab his wrist so softly. Steel grey eye fixes on yours, the red tint all over his cheeks once again. “T-thank you, (Name)” he stutters. “I have your present, but I can only give it to you when everybody goes to sleep… wait for me outside when the lights are off” you say, letting his hand go and walking towards Chopper who is calling you.

If Zoro’s left eye wouldn’t be permanently wounded he would have opened it as wide as his healthy one. “I… what?” he thinks, completely confused, ignoring what’s obvious. Because even if Zoro is a strong, sanguinary samurai he is absolutely lost when it comes to these types of approaches.

And of course, the swordsman who is usually the one to fall asleep first even if the music is blasting all around, couldn’t. He was nervous, he was anxious. Not even a good fight with the cook could ease the anxiety your “surprise” was producing in him.

When the lights were finally off and everybody was sound asleep , Zoro couldn’t stop walking all around the deck. He was definitely waiting for you, but if he would have been able to jump off the ship he would have done it.

“Zoro-san” you mumble from behind, slowly passing your arms around his haramaki. His muscles tighten, burning cheeks, short of breath. Your forehead pressed against his back, the green cape smells just like the perfect mix of manly scent and steel. Your finger slowly crawls under his waistband, his warm lower belly feels so soft and yet so hard as his muscles spasms with your touch. You sexily sing “happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you my dear swordsman, happy birthday to you~” while sliding your hand inside his haramaki more and more.

The swordsman stands still for about a minute, enjoying the way your hand traces circles over his stomach until he turns around all of a sudden. Zoro doesn’t lose his cool so often, even during fights, even when his life is at risk… but just now, right now in front of you, for the very first time you saw his lips slightly trembling…

“(Name)...” he whispers with his low manly voice. You simply smile, yet you are absolutely scared too. His calloused hand grazes your cheek, so softly and yet so needy to feel your skin. And all of a sudden the samurai lifts you up from your thighs, strong arms that could lift a mountain, strong arms that you die to have all around you. He sits you over the railing of the ship, fixing his sight on yours. The moonshine making his golden earrings sparkle as they move with each breath he takes, and your finger traces a path over the visible parts of his chest scar biting your lip.

And the waiting for a kiss seems eternal, but it feels so good. The pressure, the tension.

Zoro, takes a deep breath as he prepares for an attack that does not involve any katanas… His lips reach yours in a sudden and quick motion, you grab him by his arms, left hand holding tight the black bandana he has tied to it. Lips pressed, tongues shyly finding each other for the very first time.

By the end of a kiss that went from sweet to a passionate one, you discover Zoro’s cheeks are redder than ever before. He is still not looking at you, yet he has a smile that goes from ear to ear.

“Zoro-san, ready for your present?” you ask. “There is more?”.

And indeed there was…

he eventually stopped getting all flustered, yet his cheeks never stopped being all red and steamy for the rest of the night… ~

[Headcannons] Seducing An Enemy! Reader

anonymus asked: hey!! I could have a headcanon for the same character as last time? zoro, sanji, luffy and ace, with a s/o who has to seduce the enemy for a mission? sorry, i still suck at english :’)

synopsis: will they ever succeed at seducing reader?

an: hi again anon! of course you can request for them again, this is the very first time I write something such as seducing so I have lots of misunderstanding here, I'm sorry too that I can't write Luffy he's too innocent to even seduce someone >-<, so hopefully I did it right!! take care <3

Also I made two parts, since I re-read your ask and me being a dumbass has forgotten that the 'enemy' not the reader but i don't want this to go to waste so I'll still post it, so I'm very sorry again I'll make the proper one posted maybe later or tomorrow I'm so sorry 💀

tags: there's some suggestive scenes, mdni, sorta nsfw, zoro, sanji, luffy, ace, + sorta modern au (?), not proofread so lots of autocorrect

wordcount: 800>

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part two

Portgas D Ace | The Flirtatious Type

He knows what he is doing when it comes to seducing their enemies, so when he found out he has a mission about it he wil grin/smirk widely

Ace when he seduce you would make flirtatious comments, and he would encircle one if his arms around your waist, His smile never leaving his expression

You could definitely make out his breathing at your neck, But even if he's like that once be saw you're getting uncomfortable he would stop, but if not he may pepper your neck with kisses. His main seducing is basically asking you out to get know with and probably;)

There's a 50/50 chance of accomplishing the mission, because he may fall for you with his true feelings. But even so he would still accomplish his mission if he wants to make the crew happy for him

Roronoa Zoro | Harsh Personality

Like Ace, Zoro knows what he is doing too, worse you won't even know what he is thinking making it hard for you.

Zoro seducing (Name) he will swiftly put his arms on your waist smirking, “You look pretty/marvelous at that clothes” His lines are definitely bad so he would need Sanji's help even if he doesn't like it

Even if he's having hints that you like him, He doesn't care. Zoro will finish his missions first and won't care at your feelings. That's why it's a mission after all.

If you're a masochist, you're in bad luck. He will treat you harshly even more when he found out you like being pinned at the wall, grabbed roughly, etc.

Sanji | The One Who Asks For Dates

He's the gentleman type when seducing his enemies, Still he still respects you even if he had to do his missions

When you start to get comfortable around Sanji, he will ask you on a date. He may use his charming personality too to make sure you won't ever decline, So when you agreed he's happy he's getting near the end of his mission, And the other half being happy you accept his date

He's such a brilliant cook, Sanji will not take you out on a restaurant but rather on his family restaurant at the ‘Baratie’ and he's the only one who'll serve you food

Besides his mission, Sanji has definitely fallen for you and he feels kinda bad that he's seducing you to accomplish his mission but what's done is definitely done.

Roronoa Zoro x Insecure Fem!Reader

event masterlist/main masterlist

tw: Insecurities

rq by: @piratewritings

Zoro would become aware that's something's happening to you because your depressed for the past few days

You always go to the bathroom and that's what Zoro notices he's gonna talk things out to you and ask what's happening and if probably he could help

Your very sensitive on the topic, you don't want to talk to anyone to this but you trust Zoro, he's your boyfriend after all

“What's up with you the past few days?” He asked sitting in the railings of the ship gaze never leaving your body

You but your lip not in panick but in fear of rejection what if he knows, will he break up with you? What will happen after all this things go by? All these thoughts were interrupted when Zoro called your name once more

“I.. I've gained weight for the past few days since I have always eaten lots and have lots of ugly marks that's with me always so..so I'm scared that you won't like me back anymo-” Before you could talk once again Zoro pulled you into his chest a relief washing over his face which made you confused

“I thought it's something very serious” He snorted which made you quiver in fear of rejection and humiliation

“I don't mind if something happens in your body what's important is what's inside you, that's what made you beautiful. Not the outside but the inside what's holds more” He lightly poked your forehead making you go teary on his words

You would have never expected Zoro would never care about it what's important to him the most is the inside

“Stop crying already I thought your strong? Let's go now eat” he said before you nodded wiping away the tears

Zoro may have not been good at his words and actions but if he knows something's wrong he always goes to the right decision.

The One I Admired Secretly

short story since I wanna try it out it's been a while since I wrote one

Summary: Law have a crush on you, he arrived at your apartment to look at you and make sure your fine

Modern AU!,GN!Reader ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

wc: 680

Law stood infront of your apartment door his hands are kind of nervous even though it's not everyday you see Trafalgar Law lose his composure

He took a deep breathe and sigh—Pushing the doorbell button, his shoe tapping on the ground patiently waiting for you to open the door

Law have a crush on you at the very start the day Luffy had introduced you to the boy his captured by your beauty your (h/c) locks swiftly waved with the wind, His eyes were drawn to your resplendent—(e/c) hues that held different type of emotion's

“Tora-o this is my best friend (y/n) they're a very kind person you know!” Luffy exclaimed to the young men, You couldn't help but blushed at Luffy's small compliment to you—which your admirer couldn't help but your cute in that way

The door opened from the inside of the apartment there you stood infront of the door your (h/c) locks are messed up your wearing a oversized t-shirt that's on your knees and a small short

“Is it my pizza—Oh! Law what are you doing here? Don't mind my attire i just woke up even though it's 11pm in the morning” you lightly chuckled your index finger scratching your cheeks

Law sighed and step inside your apartment changing first his shoes to a pair of cotton slippers and walk in and he sat down in one of your couch while your preparing a glass of water for him

“So what brings you here?” You questioned while pouring a water on the glass holding the pitcher on the other side of your hand your eyes focused on the water careful to not fill it way too much

“I don't really know to be honest” Law lied to you, of course he can't let you know he had crush on you it will ruin his friendly relationship with him for the past 3 years plus he can't live a day or go to his work without seeing your face everyday

“Your really weird, coming by here everyday and your still with you same old answer” You said to him giggling while handing him the glass of water

“Fine fine i drop by here since you know I still have lots of times to go to my workplace and why not bother checking you out?” He admitted half of the truth

Humming you sigh and patted his shoulder which he relaxed under your touch, “But hey you know you don't have to bother dropping by here everyday It's not like I'm that important” your eyebrows furrowed while letting your back fall rest on the couch

‘You've always been important to my life at the very beginning’ Law confessed but you can't heard it as it was only a thought both of you heard another ringing of the doorbell

You said to Law to wait at the visitors room and opened the door

‘Im such a selfish person I have always wanted you, owning you within by my side’ Law continued to his thoughts he stand up wearing his shoes changing as he prepares to leave frown etched to his facial features

“Zoro! Your back! It took you atleast good 2 hours if it wasn't Nami spotting you wandering at some Elementary School!” You laughed on how bad Zoro is at his directions the said man grumbled but hug you which you hugged back

Law passed by within you both making sure not you or Zoro noticed his presence leaving, “Oh yeah Law's he— wait where is he? He must've left to his work” You said outloud staring at the seat where Law once seated

Zoro kisses you forehead and held you tightly, “Im getting kinda hungry but let's cuddle in the bed yeah, darling?” he suggest while you nodded nuzzling your face on his chest while he locked the apartment door

Law stood outside the pillar his eyes is shadowed due to him wearing hat while he bit his lower lip

‘But you already belong to someone else.’

Two of my friends are my mutuals here, And I can confirm that posting nsfw can make them (my friends) bonk you.

I feel this in my soul

Kinktober

i decided to participate on this event so basically nsfw stuffs and you can request if you want to in the available days!! + In this way i can improve my learning to writing nsfw more to this event

when requesting: check masterlist and one prompt each character (max. 3)

click this link for prompts (expired, + deleted)

The following days that doesn't have a name is basically you can request/or i still haven't had any characters to put on but if no one requests on that one I'll make it my own

Day 1: Zoro x Reader- Eating out

Day 2: Portgas D Ace x Female!Reader- Against the wall

Day 3: Marco x GN!Reader- Possesiveness

Day 4: Nami x F!Reader- Face sitting

Day 5: Sabo x GN!Reader- Mirror sex

Day 6: Sub!Sanji x GN!Reader- Overstimulation

Day 7: Kid x Fem!Reader- Marking

Day 8: Thatch x Fem!Reader- Body Worship

Day 9: Marco x GN!Reader- Sleep Fucking

Day 10: Ace x GN!Reader- Masturbating

Day 11:Ace x Fem!S/O- Begging

Day 12: Charlotte Katakuri x F!Reader- Size Kink

Day 13: Ace x GN!Reader- Thigh Riding

Day 14+15= Ace x GN!Reader + Shanks x GN!Reader- Dry Humping

Day 16 : Sabo x GN!Reader x Ace- Threesome / SFW

Day 17: Trafalgar Law x F!Reader- Shower Sex

Day 18: Monkey D. Luffy x GN!Reader- Praise Kink

Day 19: Benn Beckman x F!Reader- Early Morning Sex

Day 20: Portgas D. Ace x F!Reader- Semi/Public Sex

Day 21: Shanks x F!Reader- Spanking

Day 22: Marco x F!Reader- Blowjob

CONTINUED

Day 23: Sanji x F!Reader x Zoro - Voyeurism

Day 24: Sabo x F!Reader- Sex toys

Day 25-31: ??

fanfic end of the year asks

since it’s december, i thought i’d make a little end of the year ask meme for fanfic writers and readers! reblog and ask away

favorite fic you wrote this year

least favorite fic you wrote this year

favorite line/scene you wrote this year

total number of words you wrote this year

most popular fic this year

least popular fic this year

longest completed fic you wrote this year

shortest completed fic you wrote this year

longest wip of the year

shortest wip of the year

fandom you enjoyed writing for the most this year

favorite character to write about this year

favorite writing song/artist/album of this year

a fic you didn’t expect to write

something you learned this year

fic(s) you completed this year

fics you’ll continue next year

current number of wips

any new fics to start next year

number of comments you haven’t read

most memorable comment/review

events you participated in this year

fics you wanted to write but didn’t

favorite fic you read this year

a fic you read this year you would recommend everyone read

number of favorites/bookmarks you made this year

favorite fanfic author of the year

longest fic you read this year

shortest fic you read this year

favorite fandom to read fic from this year

*feel free to specify fandoms or a fic depending on the question.

Im alive.

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