Truly A Plight For The Ages

is the building middle school or something else?

yknow sometimes i listen to flight of the crows and just for a moment its like the past two years didn’t happen and im back in the fucking building again

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

I might be down for something :D

Ummm, if anyone wants to I might do art trades :3 I'm not all that good at drawing tho lol, I just like seeing others ocs/characters

hear me out what if I did

don’t change the entire premise of the story you’re already in the middle of writing don’t change the entire premise of the story you’re already in the middle of writing don’t change the entire premise of the story you’re already in the middle of writing don’t change the entire premise of the story you’re already in the middle of writing don’t change the entire premise of the story you’re already in the middle of writing don’t change the entire premise of the story you’re already in the middle of writing

:D

Trick or treat

TREAATT RAGGHZ

i would care

should i start posting all the imaginary video essays i have in my brain in text form on here. OOH or should i like make a sideblog for it would ppl even care

I hope these aren't the good old days

I hope the world gets better

forgot to post this but 😭😭😭😭 couldn’t stop thinking abt this audio with hunter

there are elfs in megaman???!!

Megoid

Winkler - Giles Corren Winkler is… a lot. But this bit is absolutely spectacular. The penis is flailing around with enough force to wrench itself out of her hand, spewing semen everywhere, rattling around and generally behaving like a wild creature separate from the owner, which is some frightening imagery. This won a Bad Sex award, and I think it's flesh-themed enough for this contest. Like Zorro.

Mr Peanut - Adam Ross 1. Liquified heart coating the innards is extremely Fleshy, 2. 'exploded quickly' isn't the brag this guy thinks it is.

Excerpts below the cut

Winkler: “And he came hard in her mouth and his dick jumped around and rattled on her teeth and he blacked out and she took his dick out of her mouth and lifted herself from his face and whipped the pillow away and he gasped and glugged at the air, and he came again so hard that his dick wrenched out of her hand and a shot of it hit him straight in the eye and stung like nothing he’d ever had in there, and he yelled with the pain, but the yell could have been anything, and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro.”

Peanut: "He buried his face into Hannah’s c**t like a wanderer who’d found water in the desert. She tasted like a hot biscuit flavoured with pee. She grabbed his scruff and pulled his face to hers. They kissed, and she took his cock – it felt as thick as a Louisville Slugger – and guided him in. When he exploded – and he exploded quickly – he felt as if his heart had liquefied and then been shot out of him up through her vagina and uterus and her ovaries and up over her diaphragm and somehow down the vena cavity to her heart, his own now coating hers."