Did Bro Turn Into A Snake

The Onion continues to never miss

my brother is a big advocate for Minecraft civilization

my irl friend who doesn’t like minecraft or jhariah just showed me an instagram post that was a screenshot of this tweet and it was just about the most jarring thing ever

@fairycosmos / Comic by @shhhitsfine / Comic by @incendavery

I did the profile thing for art fight.

don't worry guys I have not taken the substance from the substance

I am currently sick and when I was trying to sleep my back was kind of pulsing and I have literally just watched the substance so there is no way that is a good sign

for me the episode ended and then weirdmegean started playing so the first thing after the credits was bill cypher 

"target is a proud sponsor of disney channel" i just had the 55 most heart-wrenching minutes of my life and i will never be the same person again

discworld is just like that sometimes

Hey r u still in the master minds fandom?

it's complicated i guess, It's definitely not my main fandom but I have so many thoughts on those books.

Also don’t read ready player one

at this point i wish i could obliterate harry potter from cultural consciousness i hate hearing positive and even neutral references to it. find a new thing

the biggest problem with writing fantasy in english is that there's really no alternate universe phrasing that carries the exact tone and context to the reader as "jesus fucking christ"