Planning Your Perfect Dwarven Wedding by Meg_Thilbo
what the title says, fifteen chapters of Bilbo being confused af by dwarven culture and just trying to get his wedding in order
I Got Married In Erebor And All I Received Was Disrespect From My Entire Company by thisislegit
thorin is too much of a coward to tell bilbo they're not actually married by dwarven customs and the others are done
A Pretty Face by panickyintheuk
apparently thorin is ugly and bilbo has not gotten the memo
What To Expect by alkjira
they have children and there is a possibly magical cat and a hamster
It was a Fine, Bright Morning: Perfect for Murder. by meyari
wherein the hobbits have had enough of lobelia and the dwarves are traumatized
The REAL White Council by orphan_account
azog is the only real one here, if you haven't sacrificed an arm for your otp are you really even trying
Well. Fuck. by ThyLocalBard
bilbo is angry and gandalf is a traitor
When Silver Fails by amethystviolist
they get together and stuff idk but it's really well-written
A Hobbit Prince for a Dwarf King by bebel_bee
balin wtf i mean it worked but
The Nine Children Appropriated By Thorin Oakenshield (And The One He Didn't Want For Himself) by Shay_Moonsilk
thorin does his best impression of tony stark and everyone is so done
between friends (and the occasional lover) by sepulchralsymphonies
thorin is a better actor than he seems
Take My Hand by Erulisse_Manwathiel
so by dwarven standards bilbo has been dating literally everyone they meet and thorin is concerned
The Grace of Yavanna by chrystal896
hobbits are really frickin weird ok
Siege of Erebor by airebellah
a great battle for the ages
Clothing Wars by JaceDexter
i for one cannot believe the elves agreed to that but then again it was bilbo asking so
Bilbo Baggins's Greatest Burglary by MordorIsCalling
dwarves
Galadriel's Hairpin Box by Erudammit, orphan_account
gandalf makes questionable decisions and smaug dies a lot
A Complaint A Day... by birdkeeperklink (speculating)
bilbo complains a lot one of the great mysteries of erebor
Say the Magic Words by birdkeeperklink (speculating)
hobbits have interesting ways of problem-solving and also magic that too
a tale of ivory table cloth and ruined weddings by Imagined, rottingflower, Scarlet_Ribbons
thorin may have forgotten to propose a little bit oops
Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.
My oil painting of an Uncrustable
literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving
Can I be a wild cowboy running free from daddy’s broken home and trying and failing to make anything significant of myself but goddamn it there’s something special in me I just know it and goddamn im just so tired of being beaten and worked like a bastard dog so can I just-
Can I Just Stay Under The Moonlight For A Few?
cuddled up next to
my extremely common but reliable brown mare and wrapped in my ma’s
worn down shawl that itches something fierce but warms up my legs from under my work jeans like you wouldn’t believe
Also
I have Penis.
And So Does My Lover
im so normal abt him ajsdlkaljfesahsajfjdslk
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT SIMON WAS BITTEN WHEN HE WAS KILLED!? I drew bite marks on him in one piece of art I made and someone asked why and I realized that not everyone caught that detail
we’ve lost the plot of fandom fun im afraid
So im here to relight that flame
Make that corny shonen jump protag fic that’s disproportionately angsty in comparison to canon
You make that tropish ship fic- maybe a little nightmare on a mission or truth serum in a potion
valentines day love chocolates gone wrong or a random transformation into a cat for a week- Yes. It. -it is all sasunaru yes but that’s besides the point
Look deep inside yourself and pull out 2016 kicking and screaming from the cavity of your chest, I promise it’s worth the long and dark passage down memory hell, and you’ll find the closet thing to Heaven earth can provide at the end of your journey
midorima is such a freak I love my astrology gf
Yeah sure ofc I can’t hold your hand bc our signs are especially incompatible today im so sorry
no yeah ofc I’ll cleanse myself before stepping in your moon stone room im so sorry
sighs dreamily I love her