Squid Game Season 3 First Look

*light and l sitting together somewhere romantic like a rose garden*

Light, thinking: if we get married I’d find out his legal name

L, thinking: if he proposes he’s kira

Making Simon Hawaiian bc I can. He’s like my one nephew that bites me

Ok he’s nothing like that but idc he’s my kin I’ve demanded it

Making Ralph his haole friend everyone stuffs with food and asks invasive questions abt like he’s not just a guy

“Your folks like eat like this?”

“Um.. pretty much. Maybe bread more.”

aggressive nodding with squinted eyes

Also did yall even know I was Hawaiian. I’m also Asian as hell and. Irish.

2025 House MD Chase is a transgender woman. The whole team argues about whether or not it’s appropriate for House to perform her bottom surgery. Wilson is against it and Chase CLAIMS she’s against it but secretly she’s interpreting him doing it as approval from her dad boss for her transition. Taub doesn’t gaf, he’s just pushing Chase to get a boob job and leaving the cards of surgeons who will do that on her work area. 13 finds herself attracted to Chase now that she’s presenting fem and has a whole crisis where she sleeps with 12 blonde women in one week. Wilson and Chase make a bingo card of transmisogynistic jokes and tells House if he doesn’t get a bingo by the end of the week he can do the bottom surgery. He gets 3 bingos but all the jokes are about Cuddy so he argues it shouldn’t count.

tweek aus beloved...

UR NOT 7 FT TALL

hiel buddy quiz. are u my buddy

homework ga owaranai appreciation post

Scraping together enough coherence to over share abt my lotf au where Ralph finds a voice in either

A: a wise, serious older brother figure

or

B: a wise-cracking and numbskull peer

either way, both options are completely horrified at Ralph’s past and kind’ve beat chalance back into him

“Hm. That’s- not normal.”

or

“Ha! What The FuckTM.”

and it makes him like so angry because yeah. That wasn’t right, that wasn’t fair or justified or just ‘stir craziness’- that was fucking insane. and it wasn’t his fault. more than that, it was someone’s fault- it wasn’t a blameless, natural disaster or some sort’ve drunken mistake. it was cruel and it was unnecessary and it wasn’t his fault.

Piece by piece

Bite by bite

Relish the flavor and swallow your plight

Inch by inch

Slice by slice

Dress your guest and season with vice!

original picture🥰🥰

lord of the flies au where they ac do accidentally summon a religious force that grants them like three wishes is so funny bc:

A) it’s a hundred n ten percent either Roger or Jack doing or at least leading some crazy shit for this to happen

and

B) genuinely think these fuckers would waste this opportunity n wish for the most inane things ever

“Omg Jack we can finally go home-“

“I want a gun maybe. Some sweets-“

“-JACK!”

“hmmmm… and a mansion.”

HELPPPPPPPP

thats so funny help me

Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.