i havent talked about it on this blog but i will now because halo hates me . and she hates me and she wants me to die
but theres an alternate selfship universe where L and i meet at wammys house and hes a few years older than me and i basically get intellectually ratioed and because im a prideful and scorned bastard i let him drag me around because of how #phOWNED i got as a kid. and because we're similar and hes a 'better' version of me i like him. love that guy. hes just a yandere asshat but its like super hot idk
Light Yagami x Eren Yeager…. hm I feel strongly abt this
don’t know which direction tho I’ll keep yall posted
Well, the good news is that you've broken the time loop.
The bad news is that the reason you've broken the time loop is because whatever force was responsible for maintaining it looked at the shit you did on that particular iteration and thought to itself: "you know what would be really fucked up?"
here's some of the best the hobbit/lotr fanfics I've read cuz they can be quite hard to find and I wanna help
will update the list as I read
Smoke, iron and Thorin
Fire and Gold
Learning Khuzdul
Braid of Gold
Thorin being soft
The Beauty of Chance
Those Hands
Misunderstanding
The arrival
A king's crown
Covered In Steam
There's just inches in between us
Thorin after a long day of training with his nephews
In This Moment
Agreement
Symphony of your life
Oh so quiet
Confession
Find Your Way Back
fili oneshots
Moonrise
The Most Unpleasant, Defective, and Abominable Incident
Stay with me
The Redeemer
Durin's Garage
Restless
Lost My Way
Charcoal
The book keeper
insecurities
The beauty and the Beast
getting back at Kili for teasing
My Treasure
Madly in love
It's in his kiss
Love Bites
Sway With Me
Wood Carvings
Softly. . .
Sweet like nectar
A Shot in the Dark
Early Mornings
Beorn takes care of you when you're injured
Linger
Watcher of Wanderers
The Innocence of Brutality
Blessing
Sensitive
Being best friends with Legolas
Hazy Memories
Spellbound
Bookworm
Relax
Best friends father
Fascination
Flower On My Skin
To Meet Under the Stars
Passenger Princess
Autumn Thunderstorm
I Could Love You With My Eyes Closed
Gentle Dark
My Heart Is In Your Hands
Moonlight
Just a Little Help
Warriors Great Tales
The Fountain
Return to Me
Burnt Bread
A Helping Hand
Wildest Dreams
Falling In Love With A Librarian
SFW alphabet
Happiness
A Roll in the Hay
Blessing
Turning Points
various characters oneshots
Imagine: elves having highly sensitive ears and you finding out by accidently touching them.
Journey to Erebor
Hair braiding
Elves + Braiding
What Type of Kisser is Each LoTR Character?
The Hobbit Characters + Physical Affection (Suggestive Version)
A Headcanon For Each Member of Thorin’s Company
Cuddling With Thorin's Company
Imagine some of the elves of Middle Earth find out how easy it is to make you (a human staying in Rivendell) blush and become aroused.
The LOTR characters reacting to a modern reader
love a good old identity crisis in my blorbo/a
like yeah lmfao I have no idea what u r the world is what u make of it
it’s like watching their fishermen boat get swarmed by a thunderstorm in the middle of the deep sea
there’s literally no way to help this
“is all im good for xyz?” shit maybe
“could I exist any other way?” prolly not but idk maychance
“will I ever outrun my trauma?” yikes! holy anguish!
it’s a very entertaining spiral bc u literally can’t do anything to pull them outve this bc all their fears will always ring true on some level and the only solution is just not to gaf abt it so hard and they can’t so it’s like damn that sucks 4 u- want a coffee?
RIGHT THAT CAME FROM MY FRICKING DOME
I guess we all agree blondes r evil, with gingers being just a little more sinister
took zero time to get acclimated as soon as I found out. Like yeah the only thing more in character is having ur hair color be even eviler prick
I thought Jack was the blonde one for so long and Ralph was just brunette
Again idfk how I was reading the book to come to this conclusion
kicked out of the debate for interrupting all my opponent's arguements by saying "me when i'm a dipshit idiot" and then threatening to kill them in increasingly erotic tones