Its Just Me And My Cowboy Husband Against My Adhd Ass

cunts fluttering is kind’ve beautiful

You are a brilliant butterfly yeah I agree

Flutter as u please queen love u

Ugh

She’s so cool

Love that Ho

I actually want Jalph to hate eachother so bad, with the only reason they feel compelled by the other is bc they both have the sickest most accurate gaydar ever

It’s like single gay solidarity bc. We’re here. … .. . ..

Gay…. .. . ….. by ourselves n only u can understand me. Damn.

They can sniff out fellow fags like truffle pigs n unfortunately they found fruit

Not even like

“We have to get tg bc we don’t want to be alone”

but like

“Sigh” *beer clink* “Put ‘em there brother.”

hey- pst! Just dropped on by to say Jack and Peter (piggy) are the true ‘opposites attract’ pairing

Do I hate it? Yes

But I’m a man of honor. And this is true despite how my heart screams at the concept

Jack doesn’t deserve that boy. But they got that barely concealed ugliness about them that makes them amplifiers im sorry

They’re bitter and entitled and feel like they’re smarter and better than evb else for the stupidest reasons

“I should be chief bc I sing a C sharp n am leader of this dumbass choir”

meets

“I’ve read 15 books over summer and get straight As, so evb should listen to me”

and they argue very gayly abt it before teaming up

this quiz is some bullshit

hiel buddy quiz. are u my buddy

especially cause its you.

bakugo at 3:24am: I’m sorry I burned your notebook and tossed it out the window *sweats and gags out of shame* izuku: wha

light yagami vs drive B

this is so fucking funny bc it implies a previous, slightly more apathetic approach to child death and sanemi would never say this

Reading lotf made me much more sensitive to child death because I felt SO bad for the littluns it just changed my overall view

letting tsukishima into my apartment and remembering how messy it is and just going "oh. entropy wins again" upon opening a crack in the door and he wants to throw up from how endearing that singular statement was

when i masturbate i imagine fucking beyond's ass while he cries about not having L and i cry about not having Light and we both watch them going at it in the background. then i'll shush beyond, tell him it's ok, that i understand, and they're kinda just assholes anyway, and in the end i'm glad i have him and he says me too and that's when i come.

yk what hell yeah