Dichotomy

Morning routine😛

Sasuke in one of orochimaru’s evil lairs filled with prisoners being tortured kicking his feet and writing naruto ❤️ sasuke forever in the dirt. Meanwhile naruto going out to ramen with his friends thinking like man I wish I had a basement so I could lock sasuke in it.

Like mother like son

oh i rlly am an L kinnie (tears in eyes)

“it’s never that deep” yeah maybe for ur quivering two inch weiner it’s not

however, my spiritual, intellectual, emotional, mental, and physical horse cock stands proudly, fully erect, and deep asf

in the insufferable high school au i replace tadashi yamaguchi because all he does is leech off kei's snark. i elevate it. we are the real shit talkers

when i masturbate i imagine fucking beyond's ass while he cries about not having L and i cry about not having Light and we both watch them going at it in the background. then i'll shush beyond, tell him it's ok, that i understand, and they're kinda just assholes anyway, and in the end i'm glad i have him and he says me too and that's when i come.

yk what hell yeah

only sports anime can pull of a fist bump with the emotional intimacy of a kiss

B-but I'm n-not g-gay...