Alexander Von Brennenburg

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36868615/chapters/91980403

“ In the eternal game of gods, fate is the annoying sibling who barges in, picks a side at random, and proceeds to ruin the other side's life. No matter who it chooses each cycle, mortal men cling to it and claim it divine.

One year after the thwarted Calamity, a certain prophet thought dead returns. A certain hero shows him mercy. The universe frantically consults the rule book while fate runs off with their action figures. ”

good evening! chapter 1 of The Swordsman and the Seer is now up!

Head empty, only Zellard.

A nightmare appears...

Based off this page of Dungeon Meshi by Ryoko Kui

Another funny misspelling collection

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

Good bebes deserve a reblog.

Drew a little Zellard for the anniversary, tho I was a tad late. I made him a tad beefy heh.

I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.

Zellard HCs

Some Zellard Headcanons because he deserves more. -Zellard started off as a proud monster hunter. He slew monsters with great skill. His long lifespan gave him centuries of experience. Zellard hunted alongside other Wyverian hunters.  -Zellard was one of the few G-rank (Master rank) hunters of his time, and one of the few Wyverian hunters. Wyverians were hanging up their blades in favor of peace, but not Zellard.  -Our bad bitch did have other Wyverian love interests. Zellard was bisexual, a common sexuality in Wyverians (In this HC)  -Unfortunatly, Zellard lost most of these love interests due to hunting accidents, seeing some of them die in his arms. He claimed he got used to death, but that was a huge lie.  -Zellard did retire after a battle with a powerful elder dragon wounded him and killed most of his team. After that traumatic battle, Zellard returned to Rutoh village. He returned a hero, but also a changed man. From then on, Zellard was the second in command of the village, hiding his grief and trauma as to keep up appearances.  That’s all for now! Katze out.

Floofy necked Bebe Alexander. One day he will be big and strong, for now all he can do is floof his fluffy neck out and hiss like a mad goose. 

Heck Yee!

*Drops you a few Zellards.