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If this gets 5,000 notes (excluding comments so you can’t spam) I’ll post recordings of myself performing as plankton in SpongeBob the musical

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

could you draw dark shadow pushing Yokohama on the swings when they were little or the other way around I think it’d be adorable and I’d love to see it!

Dark shadow doesn’t have any legs and they are always floating so the swings arnt as fun for them but tokoyami LOVES them, it feels like flying! Dark Shadow gladly pushes Fumi on the swings because they love making him happy!!

As someone who also loves swinging this made me really happy to draw and I’m mad I didn’t think of it myself XD

Okay, hear me out, I totally understand that sick and twisted DFO would totally be canon if the theory pans out. And don't get me wrong I love that, truly, it's one of his ehm many quirks.

But just, ugh, the idea that AFO genuinely loves Izuku in a not just possessive "you are part of me" but also in a "I will burn everything down just to see you smile" way.

Like big bad, supervillain who has zero moral code, kept every single baby book, toy, and article of clothing Izuku had throughout his childhood. This man has a container of baby teeth in a pretty little jar and all of his underlings think it's from one of his enemies, no it's from AFO's hero son. This man is a hoarder!!! I mean people have been building this head canon for years, but instead of hoarding jewels and pretty things, he hoards photocopies of every analysis Izuku has even written, Izuku's favorite stuffed animals and his baby blanket that are so tattered and loved that people think they're from HIS childhood.

LIKE PLEASE.

The idea that baby Izu nearly saved the world because his father almost gave up on villainy. It makes me sob!!!!

Baby Izu bringing home injured animals off the side of the street and DFO miraculously healing them to make Izuku happy. Then proceeding to do that years later when he sees an injured bird or something, because he misses his son.

Like you know how parents always talk about how they'll never see their kids as anything but their babies. That they just never truly grow up. THAT is AFO coded to me. Like he comes back from being abroad and is absolutely aghast when he finds out Izuku doesn't sleep with his stuffed rabbit anymore. He keeps the damn ugly rabbit around just in case Izuku gets a nightmare but will cut your throat out if you look at him the wrong way.

The idea that he left to protect his son is great, amazing, spectacular.

But him leaving because Izuku was making him weak kills me too. That after 200 years of stubbornly fighting for world domination and your toddler babbles about how much of a great Papa you are, and you question whether any of it is worth it.

The idea that Izuku could grow to become AFO's Jiminy Cricket, his little heart that forces him onto a straight path. Or even that AFO would throw everything away for his heroic son without hesitation.

Or that this man is so grief stricken but not just losing his brother for good but knowing that he'll never be able to go back to his family. That Izuku is his nemesis' successor, and they are sworn enemies as a result.

OR GOD FORBID, HE DIES OFFICIALLY BECAUSE HE COULD NEVER KILL HIS BABY!!

Hello wattpad is giving me hell, can you post a link to your fic here? Pretty please

sure! Here

I hope you enjoy my one shot!

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marathon fact for fun

You know what’s funny about marathons a guy like thousands of years ago ran twenty six miles then just dropped dead so people started running twenty six miles to honor him but actually we’ve all just been flexing to this dead guy for thousands of years saying hey you did this and you died yet we do it for fun

I’m gifting you all this beautiful card

I didn’t make this btw I don’t know who did

New Post because situation has changes for the worse:

I've more or less been knocked off EBT SNAP Foodstamps, I've been rejected for every single job I've applied for if various skill sets & experiences

I owe roughly $15,000 in loan & medical debt

My rent is $980 per month

My Internet is $150,

Phone $50,

Groceries are usually $250 a month,

And various supplies/laundry/weed

Anything y'all can spare is amazing you're all saints for the help you've continued to give

Venmo: Redloop

Cashapp: $TropScream

Paypal: tropscream

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Stories

do other people come up with stories in your head that you just keep going but never post them and they never leave your mind cuz I do and I don’t know if other people do it plus a majority of them have ideas stolen from fan docs I’ve read. I currently have like two main ones going on and both of my mc’s have seen some shit by now and I’m not sorry like they’ll probably get a happy ending but if I end the story then I have to start another one so I just keep them going. Do other people do this or not?