Book Has Been Finished (this Morning). Holy Shit. Wowee

am i the only one who didnt know "I saved the town" is from a longer animation???????? bc i just found that shit out in the last twenty minutes and i want to commit HORRIBLE THINGS

i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

RGB (Really Gross Body)

does anyone else ever think about how the way new languages developed from one another was people spelling/pronouncing things differently enough over a period of time that it was completely distinct from another language. Like we have so many languages because people made spelling errors and ran with it

to me the appeal of pathetic vampires is similar to the appeal of stupid cats. you have the teeth and claws to rip through flesh to your heart's content, but here you are. paw stuck to a quilt. staring woefully with eyes the size of saucers to get someone to help. same goes for a vampire failing miserably to use a touchscreen because his fingers are too cold.

imagine a vampire refusing to drink blood straight from the people faucet as it were because its the same thing as drinking milk straight from cow tiddies to them

nothing beats playing slime rancher and using the jetpack but I hit something and the POV tilts and suddenly im back in the trenches because a ghost just rammed the cyclops

i just tried to show a gaggle of ipad minecraft brain-rotted kids (ie my younger sister and her friends) a dantdm mod review from 11 years ago (specifically the tiny blocks one) and they didnt even have the attention span to watch it. they clicked off after three minutes because they can't handle someone not doing something loud and attention grabbing every other minute. these kids are fucked