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Lucifer, locking Solomon and MC in the car: Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Solomon: But isn't it illegal to leave a child in a locked car?

MC, pressing their face against the window: Yeah! What he said!

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Satan: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Lucifer: Ridiculous, give me one example of this.

Leviathan: Spiders.

Belphegor: Wasps and Hornets.

Satan: Terriers.

Mammon: Luke.

SINCE POSTING THIS I'VE GOTTEN 2 UR CARDS ON MY FREE PULLS ONE DAY AFTER ANOTHER SO HELL YEAH THE DARK MAGIC WORKED

How do you guys get Ur and Ur+ cards in the free pulls or the 10 pulls?????

I can't spend money on the game so I saved up dp for a 10 pull and I got 3 ssr skill up cards but never once have I gotten a ur card😭

Share your luck pls I just want Levi

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[At Mammon's funeral]

Lucifer: Can we have a moment alone with our dear brother?

Other demons: Yeah of course.

Satan, to mammon: Alright listen fucker, we know you aren't actually dead.

Mammon: *opens eyes* no shit! But how else would I get the witches to leave me alone?

Asmodeus: MC has been crying in their room for the past hour because they think you're dead, you monster.

Imagine|||Obey Me

If MC was called to serve in a human war while staying in the devildom.

Gender neutral character.

Trigger warnings: Mentions of war, death, swearing.

This is in no way trying to romanticize war and/or war injuries. There will be a part two where MC returns home to the devildom and the same applies to that part.

I have been imagining scenarios like this for weeks leading up to now because or Remembrance Day, so I figured I might as well write it.

(Imagine below the cut)

The letter given to you by Barbatos made you flinch. You had never seen one in person, and the demon’s concerned face didn’t help. When he asks what it’s about, you don’t answer, only staring down at the unopened letter in fear.

You stayed at Purgatory hall that night, the brothers just assuming that you were studying with Solomon, when in reality, you needed some form of human comfort. Solomon was supportive, knowing that you wouldn’t dare refuse to go, and helped you tell the angels.

Luke was aghast. He hated the idea of you possibly dying in some stupid war and protested when you said you would be leaving tomorrow. Simeon was more mature about the subject, offering to watch over you and answer your prayers for him when you needed it.

With Solomon and the angels’ support, you told Diavolo and Barbatos the next morning. Diavolo immediately offered to make an excuse for you not to go, but your pride kept you from accepting his offer. Barbatos promised to watch your futures and steer you away from bad endings. You all decided not to tell the brothers until after you had left, knowing that they wouldn’t be as calm with the decision, and Barbatos helped you pack.

An hour before you left, you were helping Diavolo pick a new student from the human world, and you settled on a familiar face. Your old bully from high school. You knew that although she was cruel, she would complete the semester flawlessly, so despite the surprised glance from the demons, you picked her.

Solomon was called to hide your pact marks from humans and demons alike, and you felt a wave of loneliness as you felt the sense of security from the marks fade away. This way, your demons wouldn’t know where you were, or if you got hurt.

You made three new pacts with big Ds, two of wrath, and one pride. With everything finished, and the portal created, you hugged the angels goodbye, gave Solomon a kiss on the cheek for his help, and bowed to both Diavolo and Barbatos.

The prince broke the rules for the first time in a long time, and bowed back, before engulfing you in a warm hug with a few whispered words of luck.

After being given a few charms and a healing potion by Solomon, you and your three new pacted demons headed through the portal.

 When the bothers found out, they were furious. Mammon and Levi took it the hardest, while Satan was terrified for what could happen to you. Lucifer spent days locked in his room, pouring over his work, and not bothering to get mad at Mammon when he messed something up. Beelzebub was a mess. Some days he would go without eating entirely, and others he would consume more than usual. Belphegor started having trouble sleeping when the reality of the situation sunk in.

When the new student arrived only a week later, they made little effort trying to be nice to her. Beel was tasked with being her first guardian, as Mammon was in no state to guard anyone, but even he struggled to get used to not having you by his side. When the new student complained about how they acted and brought up you, they had to hold back Mammon from flying into a rage at the way she spoke your name.

She was nothing like you. Her touch was nothing like yours and her words were empty of any affection whenever she spoke to them. Eventually, Barbatos had to intervene because he feared that the way they were acting would leave a bad impact on the new students’ written report at the end of the year.

Then the first letter came.

When Barbatos first saw the letter addressed to the boys, and realized who must have sent it, he couldn’t help but feel relieved. After telling Diavolo of the good news, he brought the letter to Lucifer, who read the letter to his brothers after dinner when the new student had left to go back to her room.

There were tears and shaky smiles as Lucifer read out loud, and the brothers started looking forwards to mail day. Some of them went so far as to mark off the days the letters would come on their calendars and they would visibly get more excited when the day rolled around.

Five months in, with ten letters having been sent, they were starting to get used to the new way of communication.

But then the letters stopped.

When they had Simeon check in on you, he assured them that you were alright, so they waited. And waited. And waited.

Three months went by without a single letter, and the boys were getting antsy. It didn’t help that Simeon and Solomon started disappearing for long periods of time at seemingly random hours, and the brothers could only assume something had happened.

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Luke: Can you guys just TRY to see it from MY perspective?

Solomon and MC exchange glances:...

Solomon: *gets down on his knees*

MC: *crouches down*

Luke: I will poison all of your food next time I cook.

Imagine (Asmodeus)

In which you can hear their voice in your head until you meet them. Hearing your soulmate’s self care instructions and tips 24/7 started to get a bit overwhelming, so you took to the idea of being a transfer student like a moth to a flame. Your soulmate can’t hear you and you them if you’re in a different world right?

(Imagine below the cut)

‘Don’t forget to get plenty of sleep and eat healthy okay?’

The familiar soft voice echoes in your head as you pack.

You had told your soulmate that you were going to transfer to a school somewhere far away, and he was overly supportive, even joking that you might meet him.

You of course had a laugh at that, and told him that there was no way in hell he would be where you were transferring to.

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When you arrived in the devildom and were being introduced to the demon brothers, your eyes lingered on the demon that was shooting you a sneaky smile.

‘Ooooh there’s a pair of transfer students here and one of them is sooooo cute! I know you would agree if you saw them!’ 

As your soulmate’s voice rung out in your head, you visibly relaxed with a sigh.

“I’ll bet. I just arrived at the place I’m transferring to.” 

Your voice is quiet, but the demon, who Lucifer introduced to be Asmodeus smiled wider, as if he knew what you were talking about.

The second you were all excused, the pinkish haired demon that had been paying more attention to you sauntered over to you with a wide smile.

“So, what do you say about having a relaxing bath together sometime, soulmate?” 

For a moment you don’t even register that his voice isn’t in your head, and you’re about to question what he was talking about, but then you realize that the demon is still standing there waiting for a response, and you freeze.

“Soulmate?”

I love a sea snek and his love of the ocean aesthetic 

Lucifer, Mammon and Beel flying somewhere in the human world, late on a REALLY cloudy night

Lucifer: Everyone ok back there?!

Mammon: Just about!! Can't see a fuckin thing!

Beel: I'm good!!

Lucifer: Good! We'll be arriving soon!

(A few minutes later)

Mammon: What the fuck is that noise?!

(Suddenly a plane pushes through the clouds, startling them)

Lucifer: *quickly shoots off to the side*

Beel: *does the same*

Mammon: *slams into the front window like a bug*

The pilots: *scream*

Mammon: *screams*

~

Imagine (Beelzebub)

In which you can feel the pain of your soulmate. You can’t figure out whether your soulmate is just accident prone or has an intense workout regime. But then something happens to your soulmate and you can’t put off meeting them any longer.

(Imagine below the cut)

When you wake up sore every morning since your soulmark activated, you became grumpy.

Sure you were happy to know that you had a soulmate that was fit, but couldn’t they tone it down a notch?

In retaliation, you started working out too, and made sure to go a little overboard to give them a taste of their own medicine.

You  noticed that your soulmate seemed to go a little easier, and you wanted to cry in relief.

But then one day you feel like someone stabbed you in the stomach, and you keeled over in the middle of the street, leaving concerned bystanders to try and help you into a more comfortable position.

You ended up dialing your friends number to get him to come get you.

That one old lady was shooketh when a swirling portal appeared in front of you and a white haired man stepped through to pick you up and carry you to god knows where.

Hell, you were vaguely confused when it happened, but at the moment you were in too much pain to care that your best friend was apparently magical.

When Solomon brought you to the bedside of a ginger man surrounded by six other men, you just about died in embarrassment.

“Who the hell is that and why did you bring them?”

Solomon said nothing, and instead laid you next to the ginger man, who was unconscious at the time.

“Solomon what the hell is going on?”

You were embarrassed, and the fact that he was laying you in a bed next to a man you didn’t know wasn’t helping.

But then he forcefully moved your hand to touch the bare skin of the ginger and the pain melted away.

You knew exactly what this meant, but right then you were thinking less about the fact that Solomon found your soulmate, and more about the fact that the man was taking away your pain.

He too seemed to relax a little, and to the surprise of the other six boys, he pulled you into his embrace.